chsdbacks Chapter 301 Legendary BOSS Entry - Random Spawn: Randomly spawns somewhere in the ocean when you ski
Chapter 301 Legendary BOSS Entry - Random Spawn: Randomly spawns somewhere in the ocean when you ski
Chapter 301 Legendary BOSS Entry - Random Spawn: Randomly spawns somewhere in the ocean when you skip work.
Half a day later, the Roger Pirates gathered in front of the ruins where the ancient robots were hidden.
"Roger, what's wrong? Why do you look so upset?"
"Yes, Roger, what happened?"
Roger didn't answer his companions' questions; he just stared blankly at the ancient robot.
Shakky's eyes darted around, and she ran over to Shanks and Bucky, who were sitting not far away.
"What happened to Shanks, Bucky, and Roger?"
The two little devils looked at each other, covered their mouths with their little hands, and then shook their heads vigorously.
"A treasure map, and... a hat care set?"
Bucky and Shanks were eagerly anticipating the two items that Shakky conjured up as if by magic.
"No, no, Xiaqi, the captain told us not to say."
Bucky's eyes were already glued to the treasure map.
"This matter is extremely important—"
Too important.
Upon hearing this adjective, Xia Qi knew the seriousness of the situation.
He stuffed the two items into the kid's arms, walked back to Rayleigh's side, and shook his head.
"Let Roger tell us; this matter seems unusual."
"—This is indeed extraordinary."
Roger jumped onto the ancient robot's body and plopped down on its lap.
"Rayle, the wine."
Rayleigh took the wine jug from his waist and threw it out.
Roger raised his head and chugged down his drinks in a frenzy.
Do you still remember my full name?
Full name?
Everyone looked at each other.
"Gol D. Roger, is that right?"
"That's right, it's D, Luo Wengu!!"
Roger looked sharply at the only scholar in the team.
"Lowengu, I just contacted Bazel, and he told me some history."
"It's history from eight hundred years ago!"
Upon hearing Roger's words, everyone except the scholar Luo Wengu changed their expressions drastically.
"This time, I owe someone a huge favor."
Roger sighed, drank the wine in the jug in one gulp, and then tossed the empty jug back to Rayleigh.
"Now I finally understand why the World Government is paying attention to the D. clan."
"Rocks D. Giebeck, Monkey D. Garp, tsk tsk, I never expected it was because of this."
Roger then picked out some of the historical information he had heard from Bazel and recounted it.
"God's enemies, do you know what this means?"
Rayleigh and Jabba exchanged a glance, both of them showing surprise.
But that look of surprise quickly turned into a smile.
"That means our bounty is going to go up again, right, Roger?"
Jabba chuckled, "This is fantastic news! We're the Roger Pirates! No matter whose enemies we are, they absolutely cannot stop us!"
"Eleven years ago, didn't we defeat the Knights of God? Those lackeys were utterly routed, hahaha!"
With Jabba leading the way, the other members of Roger's crew started making a fuss.
Seeing this, Roger didn't say anything more.
They had no choice but to join in the cheering.
"You bunch of brainless idiots! I wish Bazel were my first mate!!"
"I don't need to worry about all that!"
Rayleigh squinted and said, "You bastard, you have no right to say that. If I weren't in charge, the Roger Pirates would have been crushed by now."
Roger opened his mouth as if to say something, when a flash of red light suddenly appeared in his eyes.
He suddenly raised his head and looked up at the sky.
Just then, a bolt of lightning flashed across the sky.
"Our old friend is here. Feed Rayleigh, Jabba, get ready to retreat. Looks like we've messed with God's cake this time."
"Garp, Sasshiburida!!!"
boom--!!!
The lightning bolts falling from the sky collided with the famous sword Ace from a distance.
Garp transformed from his lightning form into human form, wearing a sour expression.
"Roger, what have you guys done now? Those five rotten lumps of flesh from the World Government called and cursed the Fleet Admiral again!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Garp suddenly transformed into scattered lightning particles.
He flashed to the other side and confronted the entire Roger Pirates single-handedly.
"Garp! I get it now, the meaning of 'D'!!"
Roger held a knife in his right hand and pointed at Garp, who still had a sour face, with his left.
"What's so important about that stuff? Honestly, I'm skipping work for vacation, you bastard!!"
"You made me come to work overtime just for something like this?!"
Garp gritted his teeth. "No way, I have to pass through the Holy Land of Mary tonight!"
"Those idiots—"
Without waiting for Garp to ask, Roger immediately told Garp all the information he had previously given to the crew.
"God's enemies? Dreams and smiles?"
Garp picked his nose with his little finger. "What does that stuff have to do with me?"
"The Navy can't fulfill dreams. With those five rotten, hemorrhoid-ridden asses sitting on your head, Roger, would you be laughing in that situation?"
Roger was speechless; he had thought his thought process was unusual enough.
But now it seems—
Garp is the best in the world.
What kind of utterly awful metaphors are these?
Are the Five Elders a rotten ass with hemorrhoids?
"Why don't you become a pirate?" Roger probed. "You don't think much of the World Government anyway, right? If you have nowhere to go, you can come work for me."
Garp scoffed, "Don't joke around, Roger."
"Even if I dislike them, I'm still a true-blue Marine. If I were to join, I would have left the Marines eleven years ago."
"Alright, let's have a fight already. I'm in a hurry to get back and drive my Sky God Chariot around."
"etc!!"
Roger suddenly stopped Garp, who was about to attack, his expression serious: "Garp, wasn't your salary completely deducted? How can you afford such luxury goods?!"
Realizing he'd let something slip, Garp feigned ignorance: "What 'God Chariot'? Did I say anything like that?"
"Don't try to change the subject, kid. I'm not in the mood for a fight today. Get to work!"
"After I've finished reporting my orders, I still need to take a stroll over the skies above Mary Geoise!"
Without giving Roger a chance to react, he transformed into his elemental form and charged forward.
"Roger, let me see if you've grown at all during this time!"
Meanwhile, on the outskirts of a small island shrouded in ice and snow to the northwest of Egherd Island, a bruised and battered Quinn lay limp on the beach.
His empty eyes stared blankly at the sky.
Why————
"Why would the Navy do robbery? It's my car!"
Two lines of clear tears slid down her cheeks.
Quinn covered his face, the deep-seated grievance so intense it even affected the sound of the wind whistling.
Not long ago, Quinn received orders from Bazel to travel to Baltimore in the future to find Dr. Tsukimi, Vegapunk's teacher.
They exchanged each other's science and technology to change the climate of Takamagahara.
This morning, following the life card I had stolen, I finally arrived at this small island located on the edge of the doldrums.
Before Quinn could even get ashore in his top-of-the-line Celestial, a bolt of lightning ripped across the sky and stopped on the beach.
What followed was a brutal beating that lasted for several hours.
Quinn didn't know why the naval hero hadn't killed him; he only knew that the hero received a Den Den Mushi (a type of Den Den Mushi) after beating him up.
He then drove away carrying his top-of-the-line chariot.
Before leaving, I asked him to leave his contact number, saying that he could come over to fix the car anytime if there were any problems in the future.
Pirates repairing cars for the Navy?
Quinn, looking completely bewildered, watched as the enemy left.
[I am Garp. If you're not happy, come to Marineford and settle the score with me!]
[Also, if the car breaks down, you'd better get it fixed for me as fast as you can, or I'll break your legs!]
Feeling increasingly aggrieved, Quinn wiped away his tears and took out a Den Den Mushi (a type of Den Den Mushi).
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Before the person on the other end of the Den Den Mushi could speak, Quinn immediately knelt down, lay on the beach, and wailed loudly.
"Boss Bazel, you have to stand up for me!!"
"I was robbed and assaulted!!"
"That bastard insulted me before he left, boohoo—"
The Den Den Mushi looked completely bewildered.
The tentacle even took out a question mark headband from the snail shell and put it on.
"He even calls himself a righteous navy officer! Look at what he did to me, boss!"
Quinn strikes a pose in front of the Den Den Mushi, showing off his clothes that Garp has ripped.
"I have two holes in my underwear now! That despicable, vile, filthy, shameless navy officer!!"
"Wait a minute, Quinn, let me sort this out."
Bazel, on the other end of the Den Den Mushi, was still completely baffled.
"You're saying you were robbed by the navy, and not only were you robbed, but you were also sexually assaulted?"
Quinn nodded emphatically.
"So, here's the question: what's that navy officer's name?"
After Quinn mentioned Garp's name, Bazel fell silent.
What's going on now?
Why is Garp in the future country, and today is Monday? That old guy dares to skip work on Monday?
More importantly, it's not entirely incomprehensible that Garp stole the car.
But the robbery of sex—
What color is Quinn's in Capcom's Zed?
"—Quinn."
Although he didn't know what was going on, judging from Quinn's aggrieved look, Bazel guessed that there might be some misunderstanding.
With his peacemaker nature and the reality that he couldn't beat Karp, Bazel decided to try a different approach to solving the problem.
For example, dealing with the people who caused the problem.
"A mermaid bar has recently been built in Takamagahara. When you come back, I'll give you a week off."
"I'll pay for your expenses at the Mermaid Bar."
"I'll have Otohime help you get a permanent VIP membership card, and let's just let this matter go."
Quinn's crying face stopped instantly, tears flowed backward, and her aggrieved expression became much calmer.
"Boss, really?"
"More real than gold."
On the Den Den Mushi side, Bazel was genuinely troubled by Garp's unpredictability and random refresh attributes.
Could it be that the Rumble-Rumble Fruit not only made Garp's brain cells spin a million times, but also added a new entry to his brain?
[Legendary Boss Garp - Entry: Random Spawn: When Garp is absent from work, this boss will randomly spawn somewhere in the ocean.]
Bazel decided to contact Kap later when he had some free time to ask about the situation.
If it were appropriate, he wanted Garp to steal a car from another Celestial Dragon and give it to Zephyr.
That way, that old rascal won't have nothing to do all day.
Inviting Garp to race cars in the Punk Zone seems like a good pastime.
It might even boost local consumption.
Upon hearing Bazel's assurance, Quinn immediately composed himself, grinned, and stood up, transforming into Pegasus as he flew towards the direction from which the Observation Haki was emanating.
"Oh dear, it's all because of you, boss. A small loss is nothing to worry about!"
"My loyalty to the beasts is as clear as day!"
"Boss Bazel, don't worry, I will definitely complete this mission perfectly!!"
"We will never let you down!"
After saying "Thank you for your hard work" through the Den Den Mushi, it automatically hung up.
"What a wonderful day!"
Humming a little tune, Quinn had completely lost his previous aggrieved and complaining attitude.
As for that top-of-the-line Jetcar—
He is the original manufacturer and designer. Once he returns to Wano Country, he can easily recreate an identical or even better-made Heavenly Chariot!
Just as Quinn was marveling at the beauty of his future life, the snowfield below suddenly split open, and several missiles with flames shooting from their tails attacked from different directions.
"I ignored you, but you're getting all worked up."
A human-like disdain appeared on Tianma's face.
"Let me show you my ultimate weapon!"
"Transform!"