chsdbacks Chapter 1 How could I possibly fawn over Lin Xian'er?
Chapter 1 How could I possibly fawn over Lin Xian'er?
"Boss lady, what do you want to do?"
As Gu Yu watched the innkeeper walk into the guest room and lock the door behind her, his heart skipped a beat.
Under the dim light of the oil lamp, the proprietress appeared even more alluring and charming, exuding captivating charm.
"Shh-"
The proprietress held up a slender, white finger and gestured for silence.
He then said with a meaningful look, "You deadbeat, you don't want anyone to know, do you?"
Gu Yu: "..."
Something's not right with the script. Why is this woman stealing my lines?
"Hmph, what are you pretending to be, a gentleman? When you came this afternoon, you took advantage of me quite a bit."
Gu Yu coughed lightly and said seriously, "It has nothing to do with me. Eyes have their own thoughts too."
"Hiss~"
This made the proprietress laugh.
With that laugh, the flowers trembled, and beneath the thin shirt, a pair of enormous things quivered, captivating the soul.
She was always confident in her beauty, especially her stunning figure, believing that few men in the world could resist her allure.
I don't know how much time passed.
Gu Yu lay on the bed, his face a little pale, and his waist and legs a little sore.
Even though he used to be a miserable corporate slave, used to high-intensity work, he's finding it hard to keep up now.
Gu Yu is a time traveler!
This was my first time transmigrating, and I had absolutely no experience. Instead of being given a beginner's village like "Ip Man" to help me get started, I was thrown directly into the world of "The Sentimental Swordsman and the Ruthless Sword".
Of course, it could also be called the "Little Li Flying Dagger" world.
"I never expected you to be so capable. I'm almost reluctant to kill you."
The proprietress lay on her side, one hand supporting her cheek, the other slowly gliding over Gu Yu's chest and abdominal muscles...
Her eyes were full of affection, and her tone was so gentle, yet the words she spoke sent a chill down one's spine.
"What did you say?"
Gu Yu was taken aback. His body stiffened for a moment, then he slumped back down.
"What...what did you do to me?"
The proprietress smiled and said, "It's nothing, I just pressed your Tanzhong acupoint to block your Qi and blood, making you feel weak all over."
Gu Yu sighed, "I know who you are."
"You guessed it?"
"If I'm not mistaken, you are indeed the beautiful but ruthless Thousand-Handed Rakshasa!"
In fact, Gu Yu had already guessed it as soon as he entered the inn.
In the middle of nowhere, in a tiny shop, how could there possibly be such a charming and beautiful proprietress?
Even if such a woman existed, how could she escape the clutches of those mountain bandits and thieves? She would have been kidnapped long ago to become their wife.
Of course, that's not the main point. The main point is that her clothes were too eye-catching. They were made of gold thread and adorned with many pearls and jade.
Even Lin Xian'er, the "most beautiful woman in the martial arts world" who is famous throughout the martial arts world and surrounded by countless admirers, does not have such luxury.
"That's right, I am the Thousand-Handed Rakshasa."
Gu Yu sighed, "We have no grudges against each other, why would you attack me?"
"Because I don't like people taking things from me."
"You mean the golden silk armor?"
Thousand-Handed Rakshasa sneered: "That's right! But I'm not like you stinking men, all of you like to fawn over that bitch Lin Xian'er."
The reason why people in the martial arts world are fighting so fiercely for the Golden Silk Armor is probably because most of them are after Lin Xian'er.
Because Lin Xian'er declared that she would marry whoever killed the Plum Blossom Thief.
Thirty years ago, the Plum Blossom Bandit roamed the martial arts world, killing countless people, robbing them of their wealth and women, thus arousing public outrage.
Later, he disappeared without a trace. Some say he died, while others say he was captured by a Shaolin monk.
Unexpectedly, he has now returned to the underworld, and is even more ruthless than before, committing dozens of crimes in a short period of time, causing turmoil in the underworld and making everyone feel insecure.
A characteristic of the Plum Blossom Thief murders is that the fatal wounds are all located on the chest and are shaped like plum blossoms.
Therefore, someone came up with an idea: to use the Golden Silk Armor's properties of being impervious to swords and spears, water and fire, and able to resist internal acupoint striking techniques, in order to counter the Plum Blossom Bandits' killing moves.
Once the Plum Blossom Bandit is killed, not only will he gain fame and fortune, but he will also marry the most beautiful woman in the martial arts world, making him a true winner in life.
"You're wrong. I've never even met Lin Xian'er, how could I possibly fawn over her? If anyone's going to fawn over someone, it'll be you."
Gu Yu said with a serious expression.
Enraged, the Thousand-Handed Rakshasa stretched out her slender feet, her face contorted with fury, and said, "How dare you say my feet stink?"
"No, no, no, your jade feet are exquisitely beautiful, a fragrance that should only exist in heaven, how often can one smell it on earth?"
After offering a flattering remark, Gu Yu revealed a sincere smile: "As the saying goes, 'A day as husband and wife is worth a hundred days of kindness,' how about you spare my life?"
Thousand-Handed Rakshasa chuckled a few times and replied, "You little rascal, you're quite the flatterer. You've made me very happy. In that case..."
Gu Yu's face lit up with joy: "You're finally letting me go?"
"No!" The smile on Thousand-Handed Rakshasa's lips grew even more alluring. "I can find a way to make your death more comfortable."
Gu Yu's expression changed: "Wait, there's no such thing as a comfortable death!"
"Don't you men always say that dying under a peony is a romantic death? I'll feed you a pill of pleasure, and I guarantee you'll be carefree and happy, and go to paradise soon."
Surprisingly, this woman is quite witty.
"So, I should thank you, this kind and benevolent woman?"
"Stop talking nonsense, instead of wasting time, let's enjoy ourselves."
After saying that, the Thousand-Handed Rakshasa pulled out a blue pill from somewhere.
Gu Yu sighed: "There's an old saying, 'Leave a way out for others, so you can meet again in the future.' It seems you won't even leave me a sliver of hope?"
"Sorry, you'll just have to accept your fate!"
"Accept your fate?" Gu Yu revealed a mocking smile. "I originally thought that since we've known each other for a while, I'd at least spare your life, but you insisted on blocking your way out. Is that my fault?"
"What did you say?"
The Thousand-Handed Rakshasa was startled.
For some reason, she had a vague feeling of unease and forgot about feeding him the Xiaoyao Pill. She turned her hand over and slapped Gu Yu's chest.
"Bang!"
As a result, Gu Yu met the attack with a punch, which sent the Thousand-Handed Rakshasa flying, coughing up blood.
"You...you actually...you actually broke through the pressure point?"
At this moment, the Thousand-Armed Rakshasa turned pale with regret. Had this guy been talking incessantly to her just to buy time?
Gu Yu smiled mockingly: "With your third-rate skills, you think you can seal my blood and qi? I'm a man with cheat codes!"
"Cheating?"
Thousand-Handed Rakshasa looked bewildered. How come he had never heard of this divine skill before?
He then pleaded, "Spare my life, and I can help you retrieve the Golden Silk Armor."
"Sorry, you'll just have to accept your fate!"
Gu Yu retorted with the exact words spoken by the Thousand-Handed Rakshasa.
"Go to hell!"
With a roar, the Thousand-Handed Rakshasa threw out several hidden weapons before turning and fleeing.
"Bang!"
Just as he escaped outside, he was struck hard in the back.
[Defeat the Thousand-Handed Rakshasa ahead of time and gain 80 Fate Points]
"Only 80 points? This batch of extras is no good. The system next door can kill a dog and get gold coins."
Looking at the information flashing through his mind, Gu Yu muttered a complaint and subconsciously activated his cheat system—
Deep Blue Skill Point Allocation System
Host: Gu Yu
Current World: The Sentimental Swordsman and the Ruthless Sword (Progress 6%)
Fate Points: 160
Ultimate Skill: Nine Yang Divine Skill (Second Level)
Martial arts skills: Chasing Wind Sword (Minor Mastery); Bagua Palm (Basic Proficiency)
The origin of this "golden finger" is quite peculiar.
Gu Yu loved martial arts since childhood and studied at a martial arts school for several years. Later, through an introduction, he entered the film and television industry as a stunt double.
I remember I got really drunk on my birthday that day and made a wish that I could go back to ancient times and be a chivalrous hero who lived a life of chivalry and vengeance.
My wish came true.
That very night, the legendary system suddenly appeared!
Its core function is to allow Gu Yu to travel through various worlds and obtain destiny points by intervening in, interfering with, and changing world events and character destinies, which can be used to improve various martial arts skills.
The ultimate skills "Nine Yang Divine Skill", "Chasing Wind Sword", and "Eight Trigrams Palm" displayed on the panel are all included by the system, which can be considered a benefit for new players.
Using "metal-based" martial arts to navigate the "ancient" world is quite interesting.
Around four in the morning, Gu Yu carried the Thousand-Handed Rakshasa to a desolate place and buried it on the spot.
"We were lovers for a time, so giving you a proper burial is more than enough."
Gu Yu muttered something to himself, then turned and strode away from the spot.
He was going to seize the treasure, namely the Golden Silk Armor, one of the "Three Treasures of the Martial World".
This thing is involved in a shocking conspiracy, and it is also an important tool for advancing the world.
According to the system description, the world progress must reach 90% or more before you can continue traversing, and you will also receive corresponding rewards based on your overall performance.
Therefore, Gu Yu was determined to win!