chsdbacks Chapter 3 Today's Identity: Priest
Chapter 3 Today's Identity: Priest
In the days that followed, Martin changed every day, becoming a bricklayer, an athlete, a tribal chief from Africa, a playboy, an effeminate dance teacher, and so on. Because he was still in school, Martin's reputation for dressing up in strange clothes spread throughout the school.
His already handsome looks, much like those of our readers, combined with his unusual attire, unexpectedly garnered him a group of female fans.
They really live a life of revelry every night!
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Until one day, he caught the eye of Director Ge, the school's dean of students...
After that, Martin not only had to deal with the troubles brought about by the transformation every day, but also had to guard against the frequent difficulties caused by Director Ge, which made Martin really want to be a mess!
Once, Martin woke up one day to find himself transformed into an assassin who had defected from a certain assassin organization. He had many new ways to "make a living" in his mind. He could use 108 methods to make Director Ge disappear silently. Fortunately, he didn't act rashly and do anything drastic.
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As time passed day by day, Martin finally ushered in the graduation he had longed for.
Thank goodness, he finally doesn't have to face Director Ge's sour face anymore!
However, the days of teasing him were over.
Director Ge was overjoyed to see Martin graduate.
Finally, he could get rid of this disobedient problem student. In all his years in education, he had never seen such a bizarre student!
Even after entering the workforce, Martin remains troubled by his daily transformations.
As he transformed more and more times, he could feel the effects of the transformation gradually increasing!
In the past, transforming would only create some items related to the identity he was transforming into that day. But now, every transformation is accompanied by a bunch of things and people related to that day's identity, which sometimes really drives him crazy.
However, after a long period of research, Martin also figured out some things about the transformation.
Every morning, as the first rays of sunlight stream into the room through the curtains, Martin's shapeshifting ability kicks in. He can transform into anyone, from historical figures to fictional characters, or even animals or objects.
The daily transformations are irregular and completely out of control.
Furthermore, as the transformation ability strengthens, it also affects the surroundings. For example, the residence will change with each daily transformation. Just like when Martin becomes a secret agent, he accidentally touches a hidden switch in the closet while changing clothes, opening a mechanism.
All sorts of weapons were turned over from behind the cabinet, dazzling Martin. Out of curiosity, Martin began to rummage through the rented room.
He then discovered various traps and weapons disguised as ordinary items.
These are basically all contraband items in China! This is a serious offense and could be prosecuted.
Another time, he turned into a calico cat, and the rented room magically became a... cat shelter.
There are many similar cases, but I won't go into detail about them.
The extra interpersonal relationships that come with transformation are also a common occurrence.
For example, the time Martin became a model, he suddenly gained an agent and an older man who wanted to sexually harass him; another time, when Martin became a sponge, he gained an octopus neighbor and a starfish neighbor; and yet another time, he became round and chubby, and woke up to find himself in the Shanghai Zoo, where he was tricked into going to work by a zookeeper...
However, when they wake up the next morning, with the emergence of new identities, these people or things will disappear again, as if they had never existed.
This ability to transform makes his life full of surprises and challenges, and every day is as exciting as opening a blind box.
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Today the sky is clear and blue; it will be another good day.
"Ring ring ring—"
The alarm clock on the bedside table barked loudly like a dog.
A hand reached out from under the covers and skillfully turned off the alarm clock.
"Ugh—"
Years of transforming into different forms have led Martin to find that the first thing he does every morning when he wakes up is to touch his face to see what he has become that day.
Eyes, nose, mouth—well, today it should be a creature with all five senses intact.
Martin stretched, sat up, lifted the blanket to look at his whole body, and finally pulled down his underwear...
"No parts are missing, looks like today will be pretty normal... Hmm?"
Martin noticed a black book on the bedside table and picked it up to read it.
"Bible?"
Martin scratched his head and muttered to himself, "Am I a believer today?"
He got out of bed and walked towards the wardrobe.
This is another of his habits.
He can further determine his identity by looking at the clothes in the wardrobe.
Open the cabinet.
After looking at the several sets of clothes hanging inside that resembled those worn by priests on television, Martin stroked his chin.
Based on the scriptures on the bedside table, one can conclude that one is probably a priest today.
After looking at a few more pieces of clothing with very outdated styles, Martin added, "And he's a priest with terrible taste."
Martin walked into the living room and stood in front of the full-length mirror.
The reflection in the mirror showed no change; he was still the same handsome boy.
Long eyelashes gently rested on his deep brown eyes, his nose was straight and firm, as if revealing a stubborn personality, his thick eyebrows were like the bright crescent moon in the night sky, and his fair skin set off his light red lips, adding a touch of unruliness to his dashing appearance.
Sharp black eyes, slightly pursed lips, sharply defined features—like an eagle in the night, cold, aloof, and imposing, exuding a domineering presence that commands respect. Refined and handsome, with extraordinary looks, dashing and charming, possessing both talent and good looks…
"She's still as charming as ever!"
Martin admired himself in the mirror for a while before going to wash up.
After washing up, Martin, who had nothing to do, received a phone call.
A gentle, yet slightly seductive female voice came through the phone.
"Hey! Handsome...Father, the wedding is about to start, why aren't you here yet? Did something happen?"
"Wedding? Oh, I've already left. Is the address xxxx?"
"Yes, yes, be careful on the road, no rush, not at all... What?! The sound engineer got hit by a dump truck on his way here?!"
Martin put the phone away and rubbed his ringing ears.
Zhuo has lost his hearing.
"Uh...hehehe, Father, I have something to do here. We'll talk when you get here. Bye~"
The girl on the other end of the phone probably realized what was happening, and her voice returned to its previous pleasant tone.
beep...
Martin, marveling at how quickly the girl opposite him had changed, put on the priest's robes.
I went downstairs, hailed a taxi, and headed straight to the wedding venue.
He loves banquets the most!
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The wedding ceremony, room 3601.
A woman dressed in a festive yet fashionable style slumped on the sofa, her curvaceous figure faintly visible. She said wearily, "Tony, could you ask my takeout why it hasn't arrived yet..."
"Sister Fei, someone just saw a few mice near the dining table."
That's right, this beautiful woman is none other than the formidable "Saint Seiya" Hu Yifei!
Hu Yifei sat up abruptly, surprised. "What?! Are you sure? How big is it?"
The extra in armor said, "How big? They said... it just whizzed by, I didn't see it clearly."
Hu Yifei asked, "Are you sure it was a whoosh, not a whoosh?"
"what?"
Even the extras were stumped by this question.
Hu Yifei stood up and spoke into the walkie-talkie: "Security department, security department, orange alert, security hazard detected!"
"I'm from the security department!"
The extra spoke into the walkie-talkie, then asked, "What do we do?"
"What?! What to do?! Level one combat readiness! Fully armed! Set up a perimeter! Block off the land, sea, and air!"
After quickly finishing her sentence, Hu Yifei turned to another extra and said, "Immediately summon five police dogs for me."
The extra said, "Sister Fei, we don't have any police dogs here. Besides, shouldn't we use cats to catch mice?"
Hu Yifei said in a friendly tone, "Oh, really? Then have you ever heard the saying 'A dog catching a mouse—meddling in other people's business'?"
"Uh, I've heard of it."
Extra B nodded.
"Then hurry up and check if there are any pugs, sled dogs... mixed breeds, basically any dog in the name. Requisition them all and conduct a thorough search, don't miss a single trace! Go go go go go!"
As Hu Yifei spoke, she roughly pushed the extra B out.
"Oh!"
After the extra left room 3601, Hu Yifei said helplessly, "Tony, my takeout! Get it done!"
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