chsdbacks Chapter 300 Thunder Shadow's Blood Splatters on the Spot
Chapter 300 Thunder Shadow's Blood Splatters on the Spot
Chapter 300 Thunder Shadow's Blood Splatters on the Spot
Seeing the comments on the screen discussing how Naruto suddenly became so handsome, the Second Hokage, Tobirama Senju, snorted coldly and turned his head away unhappily.
Madara winked at Hashirama, as if asking: Why is your brother angry again?
Hashirama shrugged: I don't know either.
"Hmph~" Izuna sneered, "Didn't I tell you long ago? The Senju clan has a lot of questionable taste."
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Madara raised an eyebrow, thinking, "How did Izuna know that? Is it related to the Senju clan's aesthetic sense?"
Just as he and Hashirama were wondering what their two younger brothers were trying to say, the comments from the sky provided the answer—
[Headband! Headband!! Naruto isn't wearing his headband!] 10+ people liked this. [Damn! The beauty seal has been broken!] 10+ people liked this. [Konoha's headbands are terrifying!!] 10+ people liked this. Konoha ninjas:
Hasn't the art style changed?! What does this have to do with our village's headbands?! You all-knowing gods have far too much to say about our headbands!! This is prejudice! This is discrimination!!
The Konoha ninja protested, "Other villages have headbands too! Why are you only talking about Konoha?!"
"The establishment of the village, the ninja academy, the headbands—it seems like our village learned all of these from your Konoha—"
Who doesn't like copying homework?
"So who exactly invented that ugly headband?"
Tobirama Senju: "I invented this, do you have any objections?!"
Konoha ninja: "————"
What opinions can people possibly have about someone welding a door frame onto their face?
Of course, apart from Uchiha Izuna and Uchiha Madara, no one dared to say this directly.
Naruto Uzumaki:
【"That promise we made was made without reason~♪ It made me cry like a child~♪"】
【"Are we so eager to prove my existence?♪ Or do we just space out because we don't love it?♪"】
【"Oh~♪Baby~♪"】
Compared to Hinata's voice, Naruto's voice in this song sounds a bit impatient, far less charming than Hinata's delicate, whispering voice, which is almost too soft and sweet to behold.
As the comments said—
[Naruto's voice sounds like he ate too much chili.] 10+ people think it's great. [Maybe he's a little anxious, *smirks*.jpg. If he can't take off his clothes, he'll use the Rasengan. Kunai can cut them off too.] 10+ people think it's great. [Hinata: //////N-that road is empty, ya-ya-chat////] 10+ people think it's great. [I can picture it! Awesome!!] 10+ people think it's great. [Kunai might not kill, and they might not be used for suicide, but they can be used to cut fabric~]
[Dog head.jpg] 10+ people think this is great: Boruto timeline —
"These people have such vivid imaginations," Sai exclaimed.
He secretly rejoiced: thankfully, he wasn't as popular as Sasuke or Naruto; if his affair with Ino had also been made public—
It's embarrassing to even think about it; let Naruto and Sasuke handle this kind of thing.
Naruto, furious, vented his anger on Sasuke beside him: "Sasuke! Next time, remember to seal the mirror forever in Momoshiki's dimension!!"
Uchiha Sasuke: "————" What does this have to do with me?
Obito Uchiha, a 32-year-old virgin, was the one with the reddest face among them. He covered his face and volunteered to Naruto: "Let me do it. I'm more good at this. I'll put it in my Kamui dimension as soon as the discussion is over."
That's terrifying! Those all-knowing gods really dare to say anything!!
As he was speaking, there were also comments criticizing him in the live chat.
[Does Obi-Wan envy you?] 10+ people think this is great. [Obito: Envious my ass! QQ] 10+ people think this is great. [Don't cry if you're not envious!] 10+ people think this is great. [Obito: Who said I cried! That's sweat!!] 10+ people think this is great. [What can Uchiha Obito envy? Rin was only 13 when she died, and he's already 32! He's old enough to be Rin's father!!] 10+ people think this is great. In the Boruto timeline, Obito, who has just been resurrected, is a little more composed, with a row of black lines appearing on his forehead, and he complains: "Those all-knowing gods are thinking too much!"
What? Lin is 13, and he's 32?!
I've said it many times: the real Infinite Tsukuyomi was meant to bring Rin and Kakashi a happy ending in their dream world. All Obito Uchiha wanted was to see Rin and Kakashi happy!
Obito Uchiha, during the Fourth Shinobi World War, seemed more energetic because he often bickered with Madara Uchiha and Sasuke Uchiha.
Veins bulged on his forehead as he roared at the comments section above: "You don't need to remind me! I know that!! Damn it! So annoying!! I have that much self-awareness!!"
The main problem was that Rin and Kakashi were still with him. Seeing those comments on the screen made him so ashamed he wanted to disappear into the ground!
Earth Release is too difficult, I'll just go into Kamui instead.
Naruto and Hinata sing together:
【"I can't help it, I love you"】
Naruto Uzumaki:
"Otherwise, where would happiness come from~♪"
Naruto and Hinata sing together:
【"I can't help but love you"】
Naruto Uzumaki:
"Otherwise, where would the sadness come from~♪"
Naruto and Hinata sing together:
【"I can't help but love you"】
Hinata Hyuga:
"I need your love every day~♪ You can guess what's on my mind~♪"
【"ILoveYou~♪"】
"I want you~♪ Make every day wonderful~♪"
The lyrics weren't particularly cheesy at first, but with the comments guiding the conversation, everyone started to imagine things when they heard Hinata sing "I just want you~♪ Make every day wonderful~♪" with that expression, posture, and voice.
Konoha Team Assignment Timeline —
"A blind boy came to Earth to secretly watch his fiancée," and what he saw were these VCRs and Naruto and Hinata fan comments.
The thirteen or fourteen-year-old Otsutsuki boy hid behind a pillar in the courtyard, using the pillar as a scratching post to vent his anger.
"That damn Naruto Uzumaki! He already has Sasuke Uchiha, and he still tries to steal Hinata from me—Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!!"
Konoha Team Assignment Timeline —
"The entire village of Konoha was instilled with Konoha-style friendship aimed at the Uchiha."
Naruto: "It's true that the coward's voice is very nice, but I still want to hear Sasuke sing this song more."
"Well!!!"
Sasuke blushed furiously!
Naruto's straight shots were already incredibly powerful, but after being infused with Konoha-style friendship, they're getting straighter and straighter, and Naruto is starting to struggle to keep up.
The Land of Waves 1.0 Timeline —
Sasuke was teleported to Konoha because of the previous issue, and he hadn't had time to return to the Land of Waves yet.
The problem of the entire village being implanted with Uchiha-style friendship has not yet been resolved.
When the video clip of Naruto and Sasuke singing "Let's Get Married" was shown, Naruto almost became public enemy number one.
Now that Naruto and Hinata are singing "I Can't Help Falling in Love" again, at least in Konoha, Naruto's two-timing is undeniable.
This is so morbid!
If it weren't for Sasuke Uchiha risking his life to protect that mirror, countless people would probably have had to "talk" to the all-knowing gods, begging them to recommend more VCRs featuring Uchiha singers and dancers.
Sasuke Uchiha shielded the mirror behind him, deeply regretting his earlier belief that Uchiha-style friendship was the safest and most harmless!
Now that this extreme and obsessive emotion was being reflected in others, the Uchiha ninjas finally understood that the Second Hokage's words had been too conservative.
I wonder when it will be his turn to make a wish again! He absolutely has to fix this setting!!
Fourth Shinobi World War timeline—
Madara Uchiha, Izuna Uchiha, Shisui Uchiha, Itachi Uchiha, Sasuke Uchiha, and others are still on the battlefield of the four war zones and can see what is happening in other timelines through the mirror wall.
What happened in the Land of Waves 1.0 timeline is far more than just a slap in the face to them —
That was clearly a slap at Mach 25, making a loud, resounding crack!
Until the VCR ended, the comments section was basically dominated by these kinds of content: 【It's a Konoha accent!】 (10 people thought it was great) 【Hinata's voice is so beautiful】 (10 people thought it was great) 【Anyway, I want to go for it!】 (10 people thought it was great) 【Standard Konoha blondie voice!】 (10 people thought it was great) 【Tenten says she's just an innocent bystander wwwww】 (10 people thought it was great) 【Hinata's voice is so tight, it almost made me lose my voice, lol for safety.jpg】 (10 people thought it was great) 【Requesting a Hinata solo, thank you.】 (10 people thought it was great) 【I recommend the version of "Can't Help Falling in Love" sung by Sasuke and Naruto! Naruto's voice is very clear and beautiful in that version!!】 10 people think it's great. [Indeed, in comparison, this version of Naruto's voice sounds like he's eaten too much spicy snack.] 10 people think it's great. [Uchiha Sasuke enters the live stream.] 10 people think it's great. [Gaara enters the live stream.] 10 people think it's great. [Hyuga Neji enters the live stream.] 10 people think it's great. [Inuzuka Kiba enters the live stream.] 10 people think it's great. [Hyuga Hiashi enters the live stream.] 10 people think it's great. In all the timelines, Hyuga Hiashi's face was deathly grim, and even the Fourth Hokage kept forcing a smile on his face.
There's nothing we can do; what can we do when his son is blond?
Neji wished they could be together forever, but Naruto in several timelines still hadn't figured it out.
In most timelines, Hinata doesn't want Naruto to be forced to be with her because he knows the future in advance.
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Contrary to what happened before the barrage of comments appeared, both she and Sakura avoided Naruto and Sasuke.
However, there are exceptions. For example, in the limited Tsukuyomi timeline, Hinata heard this song and wished she could get engaged to Menma on the same day.
Although Charazhu had the same idea, after much deliberation, he decided not to give up the whole forest for the sake of one tree.
Gaara looked at the comments and shook his head helplessly, amused, saying, "Those comments when I entered the live stream always gave him the feeling that he was really by Naruto's side."
He remained calm, while the girl from the Wind Kingdom outside was heartbroken.
Hinata Hyuga, Sasuke Uchiha, and even their Kazekage are all ranked number three, four, five, and six as backup options.
But there's nothing we can do about it; after all, Naruto is a great hero who saved the ninja world, so it's only natural that he's popular.
"It's just a pity for our Kazekage-sama—"
"Waaaaah~~"
"Lord Kazekage—it's so heartbreaking—"
Wiping their eyes with small handkerchiefs, the female ninjas of the Land of Wind silently broke their hearts.
Amidst discussions about "the strongest songstress" and "god-like bullet comments," the ninja world welcomes its next song.
[VCR Recommendation: AIIMyPeople]
[Singers: Tsunade, Boa Hancock]
"Boa Hancock?" Tsunade guessed, based on her knowledge: "Did Orochimaru use the Reanimation Jutsu to transform into a woman?"
Jiraiya imagined what Orochimaru in a female form would look like and couldn't help but shudder.
"I truly admire that guy's sacrifice for science. If I had to become a woman to learn ninjutsu and achieve immortality..."
He was halfway through his sentence when another possibility suddenly occurred to him.
"If I became a woman, wouldn't I be able to just use my own body for research?"
"Idiot, why don't you just use Shadow Clone Jutsu and Transformation Jutsu?" Tsunade retorted.
Jiraiya: "How can that be the same? The Transformation Technique is still just wearing chakra like clothes. How can it compare to truly becoming a woman and experiencing it firsthand?"
As Tsunade listened to Jiraiya's rambling research on "art and subject matter," the veins on the back of her hand bulged.
"Everyone in the comments is calling you a pervert! Don't you even have a little bit of remorse?!"
"Reflect on myself? I was just following my own instincts, what is there to reflect on?"
"Sigh—" Tsunade sighed, rubbing her forehead.
Jiraiya grinned lecherously, "Actually, I'm quite looking forward to you singing love songs like that little girl from the Hyuga clan, hehehe~"
"Bang!" "Ouch—!!"
He was knocked out by Tsunade with a single finger.
Jiraiya was thrown backwards, and a VCR appeared as he flew sideways—
The image of Tsunade, a chivalrous hero in the martial arts world, appeared before his eyes.
The hermit Tsunade, dressed in green with her right side completely stripped off, sat unrestrainedly on a table at the Red Dust Inn, leaning on a wine jar.
One beautiful leg is positioned like Guanyin sitting on a lotus, while the other beautiful leg is raised with the jade foot hooked forward. A winding red rope wraps around the jade foot, outlining the beautiful leg and slender waist, and then coils around the snow-white skin, hanging on the jade arm and slender neck.
Her golden hair was pulled back into a bun on one side, casually adorned with two silver bell-shaped hairpins. Her slender, jade-like hands, with bright red nail polish, held a folding fan, exuding a heroic spirit that couldn't conceal the undercurrent of her allure.
Jiraiya's lying-down, thrown-over posture allowed him to take in the view of the lotus-shaped legs, with the outstretched jade feet seeming to beckon him to come closer.
"puff!"
The single blow to the forehead didn't cause much actual damage, but the visual impact did reduce Jiraiya's health bar by a third.
Not only Jiraiya, but most mature men in the ninja world could not resist such temptation!
Even the Raikage of Kumogakure was killed on the spot!
Poor Samoi, such a cool beauty, her chest was sprayed with a spray of Raikage's nosebleed—
"What is this thing?!?! Is Konoha so desperate that they're resorting to having the Hokage flaunt his charms?!?!"
The Fourth Raikage roared at the sky.
Samoi calmly replied, "Let me remind you—the First Hokage has been resurrected."
Want to take over Konoha? You'd better think carefully about your own capabilities.
Naruto: "Grandma's figure is even better than my Sexy Jutsu!"
Sakura slumped her shoulders, looking pitifully at her flat chest: "Damn it, why don't I have a figure like my master's, even though we're both legendary Sannin?"
She used to be able to deceive herself by thinking that her breasts would grow bigger as she got older.
but----
Judging from the timeline of "Boruto," it hasn't grown at all!
"Don't be sad, Sakura!" Naruto tried to comfort her. "Didn't the comments say so?"
Sakura: "What did you say? Does that mean it'll be several more years before my breasts suddenly get bigger?"
Naruto shook his head: "The comments say—'How can you rule the world if you don't have a flat chest!'"
"puff-
—
These words suddenly tickled Sasuke's funny bone. Naruto's joke came too suddenly, and he really couldn't hold back his three-ton idol image, which just suddenly fell off. Others didn't think anything of it, but Sasuke himself was embarrassed. He coughed awkwardly to cover it up and avoided the gazes of Naruto, Sakura, Kakashi, and Itachi.
In fact, not only Sasuke, but many people around him burst out laughing. Sakura's face was as red as if a pot of boiling water had been poured on it, and she was even redder than a tomato!
"Uzumaki, Naruto—!!"
"It's so lively over there." Hashirama chatted with Madara, then looked at Tsunade, the hermit swordswoman, in the sky and laughed heartily without any concern: "Women of the Senju clan all have very hot figures, maybe that's a kind of bloodline limit?"
"————" Izuna nodded first.
He was unconsciously touched by Hashirama's words, and it reminded him of Tobirama Senju as a woman, which seemed pretty amazing too.
"My older brother mentioned the Senju clan, why are you, an Uchiha, blushing?" Tobirama sneered. "Such a dramatic performance?"
This dramatic flair was a sarcastic remark Tobirama learned from an all-knowing god.
Izuna naturally wanted to retaliate, but Tsunade in the VCR had already started singing, so in order not to disturb others listening to the song, he could only hold back and gave Tobirama the middle finger.
Although he didn't know what giving the middle finger meant, after watching the comments for so long, he roughly understood two things—
First: (·) making a heart shape with your hands means "I love you".
Second: 凸 (tu) pointing at the middle finger is an insult.
But how exactly does this gesture constitute an insult?
He, Uchiha Izuna, had no idea!!
He even thought he'd learned something foreign and was kind of awesome.
Qidian (the website name) always prevents me from posting my Bilibili account QvQ. You can search for it yourself.
The cover art for AI Tsunade is the mobile game "Hidden Hero Tsunade".