Weird asylum, you're taking in a human like me?

Chapter 768



Chapter 768

Zhang Weidong was stunned immediately.

He stared at the chef with his eyes wide open, and continued unwillingly: "You must have been careless, right?"

The chef still had that smile.

He looked at Zhang Weidong, and his lips slowly moved.

Then, two words came out of his mouth: "Guess..."

At this moment, Zhang Weidong wanted to let his army rush in, then press this guy to the ground, and finally pour the contents of the pot directly into the chef's mouth.

It was so fucking infuriating.

If it was normal, he saw someone making such dark dishes.

He could choose to ignore it.

Even if he went a little too far, he would just spit in the pot.

Anyway, he didn't have to eat it.

But it was different now.

As a spectator of this ceremony.

He had to eat this thing in the pot.

If he hadn't seen the chef's cooking process, maybe he could have lied to himself.

But not only did he see it, he also got the answer he didn't want to hear the most from the chef's mouth.

In this way, it is impossible to deceive yourself.

At this moment, he felt his stomach churning.

The food from the last meal has already surged up his throat, and it seems that it may burst out at any time.

As a commander of a group army, he has never suffered such a crime.

He has eaten raw meat and even rotten meat.

But he has never eaten pig manure.

This has already crossed his moral bottom line.

However, what he didn't know was that whether he tasted it or not had little to do with the success of the chef's ceremony.

The content of the chef's ceremony clearly stated that the taster must be a god or above.

This is an effective taster.

And Zhang Weidong was invited by Lu Xiao to watch.

Lu Xiao was too troublesome at the time and did not fully repeat the specific content of the chef's god-making ceremony.

At this time, Lu Xiao was also muttering in his heart.

"Oh no, this is coming for me!"

He stared with his right eye, and his left eye turned around and around, as if he had not held back his fart.

Finally, his left eye fell on Zhang Weidong who was covering his mouth.

"Sorry! You will have to eat first!"

Thinking of this, Lu Xiao did not intend to tell Zhang Weidong the truth.

In addition to Lu Xiao, the people who knew the truth at the scene included the doctor, Xiuens and old Feisi.

The doctor naturally would not say it, because he was not prepared to taste it.

After all, he was not a god yet, and Xiuens had the same idea.

As for old Feisi, he would not say it even more.

Although old Feisi was a god who had seen big scenes.

But at this moment, he still felt uneasy.

After all, he had never eaten this thing.

It must be said that the chef had completed the first step of the ceremony.

The gods present all felt nauseous to varying degrees.

After wrapping the large intestine, the chef continued to put things into the soup base in the pot.

His expression became more and more crazy, and he looked like a seriously mentally ill patient.

To be precise, he was like a complete pervert.

The fragrance in the cafeteria became stronger.

Just like Ivan said just now.

The extreme fragrance is stinky.

Soon, the fragrance turned into an indescribable stench.

It was as if a pot of rotten dead rats was stewing in the pot at this moment.

Zhang Weidong couldn't bear it anymore, and he squatted on the ground and started vomiting.

At this time, the doctor held his monocle with one hand and grabbed a mop with the other hand, and walked towards Zhang Weidong with an extremely calm face.

He patted Zhang Weidong on the back, and then handed the mop in his hand.

Zhang Weidong slowly raised his head, his eyes were extremely confused.

The doctor said calmly: "Please clean up here, otherwise it will affect the appetite of the diners."

Zhang Weidong: "???"

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A few minutes later, the chef turned the stove to the maximum fire.

At the same time, he patiently explained to everyone: "This process is called high heat to collect the juice.

Pour the contents of the pot onto the large intestine later.

Hehe... Hehehe!"

Everyone looked at the dark, unknown sticky liquid in the pot and immediately took a breath of cold air.

Then they all started to retch together.

Because it was really too smelly.

At this moment, even Old Feis wanted to beat up the chef.

His thoughts were exactly the same as Lu Xiao's.

This guy was definitely coming for him.

There were also several other gods and above who had such thoughts.

For example, the prison doctor, Ruiqi and Niu Bo.

As for the other spectators below the gods, they all had a miserable expression as if they had eaten a dead mouse.

Especially Lu Qian.

He lay on top of Lu Xiao's head and covered his mouth with both hands.His own eyes, repeatedly comforting himself with words: "It's okay... The dishes made by the chef uncle are the most delicious..."

Liu Ni wanted to escape, but the prison doctor grabbed her wrist tightly.

Xiuns hid behind Ivan, his face flushed.

Because he was one of the few people who knew the truth.

Finally, when the chef scooped a spoonful of the dark and sticky liquid in the pot with a spoon and poured it on the beautifully arranged nine-turn large intestine, he poured another spoonful of hot oil.

Accompanied by a burst of "sizzling" sound, the little stinky smell came up.

The hearts of the people who were hanging finally died at this moment.

This finishing action also announced the official serving of the dishes.

The chef wiped his hands on his apron, then looked at everyone with a smile and said: "Which gentleman will taste it first?"

At this time, everyone's eyes flew around instantly.

You look at me, I look at you, then look at the sky, and then look at the ground.

Anyway, no one took the initiative to stand up and be the first person to eat crabs.

At this time, Lu Xiao's eyes fell on Zhang Weidong.

He broke off one of his fingers and then stuffed it into his mouth.

A moment later, he said to Zhang Weidong with Liu Guang's face: "Old Zhang, I have never asked you for anything in my life..."

Zhang Weidong's face turned pale in an instant, and then he shook his head frantically.

Lu Xiao frowned and said in a low voice: "This is an order!"

Who knew that Zhang Weidong actually cursed: "Don't give me this!

I am the commander now!"

Seeing that Zhang Weidong was not moved by soft and hard words, Lu Xiao also felt helpless.

He pursed his lips, and then continued to persuade earnestly: "Old Zhang, even if you don't consider my feelings, you should consider the soldiers under your command.

They are all waiting to return triumphantly with you, Old Zhang!

If the chef can become a god..."

Before Lu Xiao finished speaking, Zhang Weidong stood up suddenly.

Then he quickly came to the plate of nine-turn large intestine.

The chef smiled evilly and raised his hand to make a "please" gesture.

At this moment, Zhang Weidong's forehead was bulging with veins, and his expression looked extremely ferocious.

Then he stretched out two fingers and trembled to pick up a piece of large intestine.

After hesitating for half a second, he closed his eyes and stuffed the nine-turn large intestine into his mouth.


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