chsdbacks Chapter 250: The Collapse of Jia Zhang Clan
Chapter 250: The Collapse of Jia Zhang Clan
Xu Jianjun was a decent man, and couldn't stand hearing this, so he said in a lecturing tone: "Guangfu, you can't think like that. He is your father after all. Even though he is not a good person, he has raised you for so many years. You are being a bit unfilial."
Liu Guangfu pursed his lips and exhaled a breath of foul air.
He scoffed at Xu Jianjun's words, but he didn't dare to refute him, so he changed the subject: "Okay, okay, it's my fault. It's New Year's Day, let's not talk about this unhappy thing. Let's talk about something else."
Zhou Zheng thought that Li Guixiang was in his yard, and that she was also related to Liu Guangfu, so he said, "Okay, let's not talk about this. We should not ask about their past generations. It will not benefit us if we try to figure it out. Isn't that right?"
After listening to Zhou Zheng's speech, Xu Damao stopped teasing Liu Guangfu and said with a smile, "Yes, yes, the affairs of the previous generation have nothing to do with us. We should just get along well, right, Zhuzi?"
He Yuzhu suddenly came back to his senses, but he didn't hear clearly what Xu Damao said.
Then he asked, "What did you say?"
Everyone looked at He Yuzhu strangely and smiled somewhat mockingly.
At this time, Yan Fugui came out of the room, saw Zhou Zheng and others standing in the yard, and walked over.
He asked knowingly, "Zhou Zheng, are you guys setting off the cannon?"
There's nothing wrong with that; it's also a way of saying hello.
Zhou Zheng responded: "Yes, Old Yan, do you want one?"
Yan Fugui was stunned for a moment, then he chuckled and said, "Give me one." Then he took out a "Russian cannon" from the enamel basin.
When he walked over, he saw the pot of firecrackers. After hearing what Zhou Zheng said, he also wanted to set off some firecrackers to satisfy his craving.
Who says intellectuals don’t like to join in the fun?
Yan Jiecheng reminded him, "Dad, please change it. That cannon is too powerful and you can't control it."
Yan Fugui blew his nose and said disdainfully, "Can't control it? What a joke, there is nothing that your father can't control. Come, give me the incense to use."
He saw that Yan Jiecheng still had half a stick of incense in his hand and asked for it.
He Yuzhu saw Yan Fugui's trembling hands and couldn't help but remind him, "Uncle Yan, you may not be able to control it. This thing is very powerful. Don't get hurt."
Yan Fugui felt his face was damaged, and he snorted and said quickly: "It's just setting off firecrackers. You young people should not look down on us old people. I'm not bragging, the scenes I have seen are not comparable to you young people. The real cannons set off by the military police back then were not more powerful than this. There is nothing to be afraid of."
As he spoke, he lit up a "Russian cannon" and threw it out. If it weren't for his shaking hands, his posture would have looked very cool.
The "Russian cannon" threw out a parabola in the air and flew not far away. Coincidentally, it landed at the door of the back room. What was even more unfortunate was that the door of the back room suddenly opened.
“Boom boom—.”
The "Russian cannon" exploded as soon as it hit the ground, making everyone's ears buzz.
After the "buzzing sound" passed, a voice of "Ouch, ouch" was heard coming from the back room. It was extremely miserable. It could not be anyone else but Jia Zhang.
"Ouch, damn, my feet~"
Zhou Zheng was also dumbfounded. How could he have expected such a coincidence that Yan Fugui's shot would knock down Jia Zhang.
The huge explosion startled the residents in the yard, and they all ran to the front yard.
The residents in the front yard also opened their doors and left their houses.
Xu Chengye pushed the door open and looked at Zhou Zheng and his group in the middle of the yard.
Then I heard screams coming from the house downstairs.
He walked forward and looked at Zhou Zheng, "Zhou Zheng, what's going on?"
After Xu Chengye finished speaking, He Yuzhu, Xu Damao, Liu Guangfu, Yan Jiecheng and Zhou Zheng all looked at Yan Fugui.
Yan Fugui swallowed his saliva unconsciously.
He was also a little panicked.
Yan Jiecheng said leisurely: "Dad, look, I told you that you can't control it. How about you blow one up? It's New Year's Day, isn't it unlucky?"
Yan Fugui's face turned bitter, and then he realized that it was his eldest son who was talking. He immediately became angry and said, "Get out of the way. You dare to teach your father a lesson? You are so bold."
Logically speaking, after the explosion, Jia Zhang would definitely come over to argue, but almost a minute has passed and she still hasn't come. I'm afraid something really happened.
Zhou Zheng's mouth twitched, and he asked tentatively: "Old Yan, what should we do? Let's go over and take a look. This cannon is quite powerful."
Yan Fugui looked at Zhou Zheng and said guiltily, "No way, it's just a firecracker, how powerful can it be?"
He Yuzhu said, "You'd better go and take a look, before you get tricked again."
At this time, people from the front, middle and back yards also came to the front yard one after another and surrounded Zhou Zheng.
Yan Fugui saw the crowd watching with unnatural expressions, so he said loudly: "It's nothing, just a cannon, the sound is a bit loud, don't panic, everyone go back quickly."
He still has a good reputation in the yard. After saying this, he joked a few words and walked back.
But Jia Zhang started shouting again.
"Help, someone, my leg was blown off by a grenade, wuwuwu."
The residents in the yard stopped and looked at Yan Fugui.
Yan Fugui gritted his teeth and walked towards the back room.
"Sister-in-law, are you okay?"
Zhou Zheng, He Yuzhu and others naturally followed Yan Fugui to take a look. In case Jia Zhang was really tricked, they could also go and see the fun.
When they got closer, they saw Jia Zhang lying on the ground, her face covered in black dust, and her torn cotton trousers shattered by the cannon, revealing the maroon underpants underneath.
To be honest, it's a bit disgusting. It's not hard to see that the shorts should have been red at first.
Yan Fugui went to help Jia Zhang awkwardly.
"Sister-in-law, there's nothing wrong with you. Your leg is not broken!"
Jia Zhang cursed: "How can it not be broken? If I say it is broken, then it is broken. My pants have torn off, and you still say that your leg is not broken. I don't care. That bastard set off a cannon. If you don't have 100 yuan today, this matter will not be over."
Yan Fugui's face immediately darkened, and he retorted: "One hundred yuan, why don't you go and rob it?"
Jia Zhang licked her face and said, "Then what do you think I'm doing?"
Yan Fugui was furious. He originally felt very guilty. After all, it was he who fired the cannon, so he could just consider it his bad luck.
But now Jia Zhang just blew up a pair of cotton trousers, but there was nothing wrong with her. Now she wants 100 yuan, which is clearly blackmail. How could he give in?
He Yuzhu gloated, "Uncle Yan, why don't you just give it to me? They say you can't grasp it, so just consider yourself unlucky."
Jia Zhang looked at He Yuzhu in surprise. She didn't expect that there was such a good person.
She echoed, "Yan Laoxi, I finally figured it out. It was you who blew me up. What kind of cannon was so powerful? I think you clearly wanted to blow me to death."
As she saw more and more people gathering around, she became bolder.
Then he said proudly: "Everyone, I'm not looking for trouble. Look, what kind of cannon is so powerful that it not only blew my cotton pants to pieces, but also blew off my underpants. Now I can't even stand up. Maybe my bones are broken. It's not too much to ask for some medical expenses."
Although the old residents hated Jia Zhang, there was nothing wrong with what she said.
The sound of the explosion just now was almost as loud as a grenade, and his pants were blown off. There is no guarantee that his bones would be broken. It seems that this is indeed Yan Fugui's problem.
So they began to blame Yan Fugui.