chsdbacks Chapter 253: Losing to Mom in Landlord Game?
Chapter 253: Losing to Mom in Landlord Game?
After Zhou Zheng finished speaking, he found a deck of cards and led He Yuzhu and Xu Damao to an open space nearby.
Four more chairs were found and the three of them sat down, and the empty chairs were used as card tables.
He Yuzhu said: "How to play, Zhengzi will teach me."
Zhou Zheng cut the cards, shuffled them, and placed them on the table. He said, "A deck of cards has 54 cards. Each player draws 17 cards and keeps 3 cards as the bottom cards. There is a landlord and two peasants, who are divided into two camps. The bottom cards need to be called for points, a total of 3 points, and each point is 1 cents. If you call 1 point, you win 1 cents if you win, and lose 1 cents if you lose. As for the rest of the details, I will explain them while we play. Let's draw the cards."
After he said that, he grabbed a card first. He Yuzhu, who was sitting next to Zhou Zheng, also grabbed a card, and Xu Damao took the next one.
Soon, everyone had 17 cards in their hands.
Zhou Zheng continued to explain: "Now we start calling points, and the one with the most points will be the landlord."
He Yuzhu interrupted: "I am not the landlord!"
Zhou Zhengdao: "It's not your turn to call points yet."
He Yuzhu added: "Then I am not the landlord either."
Damn! Zhou Zheng was almost speechless. He felt that He Yuzhu was simply a mentally retarded person, so he said unhappily, "Call him landlord!"
At the same time, he reminded Xu Damao: "Da Mao, since Zhuzi doesn't want to be the landlord, then it's your turn. If you think your cards are good, you can grab the landlord."
Xu Damao looked at the pile of "small cards" in his hand and was somewhat speechless. He smiled awkwardly and said, "I won't grab them."
Zhou Zheng thought that the first hand was just a demonstration, and he would not take their money if he won, so he stopped worrying and picked up the cards. He said, "These three cards belong to the landlord. The landlord plays first. Two peasants are in a group. The camp that runs faster wins."
Then he threw out a straight of "7, 8, 9, 10, J"
He Yuzhu tried to probe: "What I mean is that I am now in the same group with Xu Damao. As long as one of us finishes playing the cards in his hand first, we will win."
Zhou Zheng nodded and said, "Yes."
He Yuzhu suddenly realized, "Oh, I see."
Then he threw out another straight: "8, 9, 10, J, Q"
"Take care of it!"
Xu Damao shook his head, "No!"
Zhou Zhengdao: "Pass!"
He Yuzhu tried: "If you can't do anything about it, I'll continue to play cards."
Zhou Zheng nodded, "Yes."
He Yuzhu threw out a "3" and said: "A small 3"
Xu Damao followed up with "a 4"
Zhou Zheng threw out a 2 of spades and said, "Take care of it."
Then he did not forget to explain: "The big and small jokers, four 2s are all big cards in a single row. The big joker controls the small joker, and the small joker controls the 2s. The four cards are called bombs, which can explode any card. The big and small jokers together are called rockets, which can control any bombs."
He Yuzhu: “No.”
Xu Damao: "Yes."
Zhou Zheng continued to play "6, 6, 6, 8", "Three with one!"
He then explained: "Three cards of the same kind can carry a single card or a pair. The one with a single card is called three with one, and the one with a pair is called three with two. The card is not important. The main thing is to compare the size of the three cards. You can also use a bomb to blow it up."
He Yuzhu sorted out the cards in his hand, picked out a set of "7, 7, 7, J", and said, "Big you!"
"Pass!"
It’s not that Zhou Zheng doesn’t care about He Yuzhu’s cards, but he tries to leave opportunities to the other party so that they can learn how to play faster.
"Pass!"
The cards in Xu Damao's hand were too scattered to take care of at all.
He Yuzhu said proudly: "No way, you can't even take care of this? Then I will continue, three with two."
“Q, Q, Q, 4, 4”
Zhou Zheng raised the corner of his mouth, "Rocket!"
"Big King, Little King"
"Pass."
"I'm sorry."
"Three Belts and One"
"Pass!"
"I'm sorry."
"One 9"
"TO"
"2"
"Pass."
"I'm sorry."
"One K"
……
"Da Mao, what cards do you have? You didn't play anything except the first 4." Zhou Zheng played the last card and curiously turned over the cards in Xu Damao's hand. He saw that Xu Damao's cards were a mess of small cards. He was speechless for a moment.
Xu Damao spread his hands and said, "Oh, there are a lot of these things. I did come up with them, but you guys didn't even give me a chance."
Zhou Zhengdao: "This one doesn't count for now, just treat it as a demonstration. You guys know how to play it now, right?"
He Yuzhu said: "I know, it's OK, it's quite simple."
Xu Damao also nodded.
Zhou Zhengdao: "Well, now that you know how to do it, let's play for money from now on. Every penny counts. Bombs, rockets, and planes double the amount if you lose. You can't deny it if you lose, especially the big fool Zhuzi. Every time we play for money, you are the one who runs away the most. If you run away again this time, I will arrest your son and daughter-in-law."
As soon as he said this, he immediately attracted the attention of the rest of the people in the room.
Yu Wanrong warned loudly: "Hanqing, Zhuzi, and Damao, I'm warning you, although you gamble with money, you can't bet on your wife, otherwise I won't forgive you."
He Yuzhu's face turned red and he picked his feet awkwardly.
Xu Damao laughed, "Oh, Auntie, that can't be true. Han Qing was just joking with Zhuzi, hehe."
Zhou Zheng was speechless. Xu Damao's obscene expression made it seem like it would be better if he didn't explain!
Even He Yuzhu looked at Xu Damao suspiciously. This man had a criminal record, so he had to be on guard against.
Of course, everyone knows that this is just a joke, and all the performances are just part of the show.
Sure enough, He Yuzhu's funny little expression caused a burst of laughter, and the joyful atmosphere became even stronger.
After the joke was over, He Yuzhu's son He Qi ran behind He Yuzhu and watched He Yuzhu play poker. He was not stupid, he heard what was said just now. His father was betting on his wife, so he must not lose his mother.
Time flies so fast that before I even noticed it it was already 11 o'clock in the evening.
He Daqing ran into the room from the kitchen and shouted, "Hurry up and clean up, it's time for dinner."
As soon as these words were spoken, Yu Wanrong, You Liying, and Li Guixiang stood up one after another. Tian Xinyue, He Yushui, Ran Qiuye, and Zhong Xiaolu also packed up their mahjong pieces and came over.
Zhou Zheng stretched himself lazily, pointed at the stack of banknotes in his hand, and said arrogantly, "Well, you two can't do this. Isn't it the emancipated serfs singing? Why don't you two sing, hahaha."
He Qi pursed his lips, his big watery eyes turned red, and he actually burst into tears.
"Mom~"
After that, he rushed towards Yang Xiaoman with his short legs, threw himself into Yang Xiaoman's arms, and said aggrievedly: "Mom, wuwuwu, Dad lost you, I will have no mother in the future."
Everyone in the room was stunned, and then burst into even more cheerful laughter.
Only the world in which He Qizheng was injured was achieved.
Yang Xiaoman comforted him, "Be good, Xiao Zhengzheng. Daddy didn't lose mom. Xiao Zhengzheng will never be without mom."
"Really?"
"real."
"But all of Dad's money was won by Uncle Zhou. They said whoever runs out of money first will lose his wife. Mom is Dad's wife. If Dad loses all his money, Mom will lose too. Woo woo woo."
Zhou Zheng punched Xu Damao on the shoulder and said angrily, "Look, you have done such a sin that I told you to be so outspoken."
Xu Damao looked embarrassed, he had no idea that He Qizhen would take it seriously.
Zhou Zheng waved to He Qizheng, "Come, little Zhengzheng, come to your second father."
He Qi was staring at Zhou Zheng hatefully, that little expression was amazing!
Zhou Zheng raised the money in Yang's hand and said, "If you don't come over, Mom won't give it back to you."