chsdbacks Chapter 258 Mindless And Unhappy! Lead The Snake Out Of Its Hole!
Chapter 258 Mindless And Unhappy! Lead The Snake Out Of Its Hole!
"It's not going to be cooked just like that?"
A look of joy flashed across Jiang He's face, but then she saw a scene that shocked her.
The two-headed beast king who was roasted by the fire for a few seconds didn't even scream.
Facing the scorching flames, he just calmly opened his eyes, and looked at the six people in front of him with some doubts.
No, to be precise, it should be them...
Because this is a two-headed Thunder Beast King, only one head has opened its eyes!
Then everyone heard the open-eyed head shouting:
"Not happy! Get up, you are on fire! Don't sleep!"
The body controlled by his head directly gave the other half of his face a favorite big bidou!
"Hey, blah, blah, blah... Don't be so foolish, where is the source of the fire here? You woke me up last night by snoring, and you didn't sleep until morning. Let me take a nap for a while."
Then the Beastmaster, who was called unhappy, still had his eyes closed, dazed and didn't intend to get up.
This made "brainless" very anxious, and quickly took out a big wolf sheep stick from the side and gave "unhappy" two mallets.
"Don't sleep! The house will be burned!"
The fire on the side of "unhappy" is getting more and more fierce, and the haystack under him has been burnt to black, which is obviously unusable.
"Sniff sniff sniff. What's the smell? Someone's grilling meat?"
"Unhappy" was startled suddenly, looked around, only to find that his hair had been burnt beyond recognition.
"What's the situation! I don't know that open flames are not allowed here! Do you have any sense of public morality!"
As he said that, the half of the body controlled by "Unhappy" rolled wildly on the ground, trying to extinguish the flames on his body.
And this scene shocked the six people watching the play opposite.
"What is this for? One person plays two roles? Wait, isn't this a two-headed Thunder Beast King? Why can I understand his speech?"
The shock in Jiang Chuan's eyes was indescribable. Everything that happened just now was in one body!
How strange!
Xiang Tianba took out a small notebook and began to record:
"The rumored creature, the two-headed ogre, has two heads...Suspected to have two consciousnesses, one does not seem to have a high IQ,...and the thoughts seen in the two heads cannot be shared."
"The most important thing is that the two heads seem to control half of the body, so they cannot share the pain."
Jiang Chuan was shocked when he heard the words, he was patronizing the theater just now, and after hearing Xiang Tianba's analysis for a while, he realized that the other party had already seen through the bottom~pants of the monster!
But after thinking about it, who can enter the Imperial Capital Wuhan University, which cultural achievement will be poor?
After the aura is strengthened, the learning ability of the awakened person will be higher than that of ordinary people!
Later, I heard Young Master Xiang continue to say:
"Gold-level deep-level information, if you sell it to Guo Shaoyue and the others, you will definitely get a lot of pocket money."
This gave Jiang Chuan another layer of insight:
'It's not unreasonable for people to be rich, it's a business gene inherited in their bones! '
So scary!
Fortunately, the hay push on Unhappy's side had been burned dry, so there was no continuous combustible material, and they quickly managed to extinguish the flames on their bodies.
"Brainless" said displeasedly:
"Unhappy, can you stop rolling on the ground next time, your head is so dizzy! Can't we solve it with water?"
"Unhappy" was stunned for a moment, and immediately returned a big competition and said:
"You don't scatter anywhere! We are in a hole in the ground, where did we get water?"
Young Master Xiang recorded another item—there is another head whose temper is not very good...
"Why is there a fire in the cave? Could it be that nasty mermaid princess is coming to punish us again?"
"But doesn't she like to flood the burrow with water? We can still have a meal and a bath in it."
Obviously, "Unhappy" has not fully woken up, and it has not been reflected that they are not their old acquaintances.
"No, they did it! It was the man who led the fire in a tights with a smiling face!"
"Mindless" pointed in a direction in the dark cave.
"Unhappy" took a closer look.
Good guy, I don't know when six more humans appeared in the cave!
The spiritual boy Jiang Chuan was taken aback when he heard this.
"Huh? How do you know?"
"Unhappy" didn't hold back, and also asked:
"Yeah, how do you know that without a brain?"
The latter said proudly:
"Because I just woke up and saw it!"
After finishing speaking, I was greeted by another big bidou from "unhappy".
"You saw it, don't you know to wake me up earlier? You must wait until now? How can I see people like this?"
"Unhappy" looked down at his burned bald body, feeling extremely distressed.
"Isn't it because you slept so soundly that you couldn't bear to disturb you? Who knew they would set fire to it as soon as they came in?"
Everyone: "..."
Dare love or our fault?
A trace of guilt rose in the hearts of Jiang Chuan and his party for no reason.
"Unhappy" when he heard his stupid brother say that, his face revealed a look of resentment, and he shouted:
"You group of immoral humans, get ready to die!"
Saying "unhappy", he took out a shield from his side.
When everyone saw his action, their expressions became serious.
In Jiang Chuan's hand, there was also a fireball for lighting.
Just when everyone thought that the two-headed Thunder Beast King on the opposite side was about to launch a powerful attack.
The "Unhappy" on the opposite side threw something at them.
"Quick, mindless, stinky attack!"
"Unhappy" roared, grabbed a sticky thing from the scorched black grass under him, and threw it towards Jiang Chuan and the others!
"Get out of the way! That's their excrement!"
After seeing the other party's methods, Jiang Chuan's expression changed.
He finally knew why the two-headed Thunder Beast King didn't talk about martial arts anymore.
Fully equipped and seemingly ready to attack with weapons, but until the last moment, no one knows what will happen!
No... under the shield of "unhappy" is their weapon against the enemy!
After receiving the reminder from his brother, "Brainless" didn't have any ink marks, so he directly went to his body.
Soon, a body controlled by two heads began to transform into an automatic thrower, and began to launch stinky attacks frantically!
The damage is not big, but the test of psychological endurance is unprecedented!
Jiang Chuan also has countermeasures.
The most relaxed one should be Zhong Jin, she directly entered the state of being invisible, making the opponent lose the target, standing aside, neither of the two heads noticed her.
Followed by Jiang Chuan, who is guarded by a giant statue, directly hugged Jiang He and started the pas de deux, every time he dodged perfectly. Under his control, Jiang He did not have any accidents, and all dodged!
Zhang Tiancheng and Li Mengyan used their weapons.
Director Zhang waved guns and flowers in the air, blocking all the "cannonballs" flying towards him.
Li Mengyan is much simpler.
The giant ax plunged into the ground, and the petite body curled up behind the axe, dodging perfectly.
As for the weapons... I can only say that they can still be used after washing!
Only Xiang Tianba, without any means of evasion, facing the attack like a rain of arrows, all his body skills are in vain...
The remaining five people:
"What a miserable young master..."
"Continuing like this is not an option! We must lure them outside, otherwise we will not be able to use our hands!"
Zhong Jin was at the side and had already seen the situation clearly.
If we fight here, the space is too small, and it is easy to accidentally injure teammates!
So she opened her mouth to remind the six people in a voice that could be heard.
"Okay, you all withdraw first! Young Master Xiang will control any one later!"
Jiang Chuan recommended himself and took up the responsibility on his own initiative.
Because just now, the most intensive attack target of the double-headed Thunder Beast King on the opposite side was himself!
Obviously, the other party was planning to come for him!
Jiang Chuan said arrogantly:
"Why, I burned your house. I not only want to burn your house, but I also want to take your life!"
The human's speech stunned the two brothers for a moment.
You know, the two of us are the kings of this island! Wherever you go, is it not a resounding existence?
To be ridiculed by a human?
Those big guys on the other side of the island dare not do this!
Jiang Chuan not only taunted, but also threw a magic fireball in the past.
Then immediately turn around and retreat!
"Ahh! It's so hot, so hot! It hurts, it hurts too much!"
The one injured this time is still "unhappy".
Helping the good and not helping the bad, Mr. Xiang directly hit the injured "unhappy".
His eyes suddenly became dull, and he couldn't control his body.
"Mindless" took half a step, but found that the other half of his body could not move.
Looking back, he found something strange about his brother.
He directly ignored the "stinky" in his hand, picked up the mace, and greeted the "unhappy" head.
"Wake up, everyone is about to run away, and you are still in a daze! Are you going to take revenge!"
"Unhappy" instantly sobered up.
Gala!
At the same time, his skull was also slightly cracked.
Strains of blood flowed from his head.
"Be gentle! With just that little mental attack, I can wake up with just a pinch!"
Saying that, "unhappy" gave another head, a favorite big bidou again...
Seeing the two monsters fighting like living treasures, everyone almost laughed out loud.
Only Zhong Jin reminded:
"Stop laughing, go out quickly, and make a quick decision!"
Everyone rushed out of the cave when they heard the words, and the two-headed Thunder Beast King also screamed for a while and then quickly followed!
"Don't run, you despicable humans!"
There was extreme anger in the "unhappy" voice.
"Ahhhh, I'm going to beat you into patties too!"
"Brainless" waved the mace, and said in a low voice. .
After leaving the cave, everyone's tense mood instantly relaxed a lot.
Compared with the smell inside the cave that can directly stink to death, the outside is simply full of fragrance!
"Hey, next, it's the real battle!"
When he came to an open place, Jiang Chuan, who was able to flex his fists, no longer retreated, but was ready to face the double-headed Thunder Beast King!