chsdbacks Chapter 306
Chapter 306
When they were still discussing how to deal with zombies in Yinshi, Han Mengci suddenly said, "I know someone who can deal with zombies!"
Everyone stared at her, Han Mengci said: "A month ago, Master Zhixiu drove away a group of corpse demons and saved the lives of the three sons of the Jiang family."
"Master Zhixiu?"
Han Mengci nodded: "He is the abbot of the Jade Buddha Temple, with boundless magic power. The three sons of the Jiang family he saved later became disciples of Master Zhixiu. If they were not moved by Buddhism, how could they make such a decision? Woolen cloth?"
Gui's eyes widened, and he said in amazement, "There's such a charm? It's so easy to make someone become a monk? Presumably this person must have extraordinary speaking skills!"
Yinshi glanced at Gui quietly: "So what? Do you want to learn brainwashing skills from him? Then trick more people into joining your brain-dead organization?"
"However, if it is really such a capable person, why didn't you go to him?"
After being silent for a while, Han Yixian sighed and said, "Frankly speaking, the old man sent someone to ask Master Zhixiu to go down the mountain to eliminate the demon earlier."
"What? Isn't it useless?"
"No, but those who went to invite Master Zhixiu down the mountain, none of them came back."
"Eh?" Yinshi blinked and said in horror, "Didn't come back? Could it be... that monk is not actually a monk, but a monster? A monster in human skin???"
Han Yixian stroked his black beard, frowned slightly, and said: "Of course not! It's just that they... all left their families and never went down the mountain again."
This was even more surprising than the words just now. Everyone looked at each other. After a long while, Li Xiaoyao said, "Maybe...that master is really boundless in Buddhism..."
Gui turned to look at Yinshi: "Let's go!"
Yin Shi glared at Gui: "I don't want to be a monk!"
"What are you talking about?" Gui crossed his arms and complained to Yinshi, "Even if you want to be one, no one else will agree! Instead, they will tell you where the nearest nunnery is."
"That's right!" Lin Yueru clapped her hands and said, "When a man goes, he will convert to Buddhism, but if a woman goes, it's impossible for you to become a monk too! Immortal Han Yi, leave this matter to us!"
Zhao Ling'er also said: "I'll go too!"
"Since the Young Palace Master is going, then I, as a personal bodyguard, will naturally follow!" Ye Dire said hastily.
"But, Night Dire, you are a man..."
Seeing that Zhao Ling'er was worried about herself, Ye Dian smiled slightly: "Don't worry, Young Palace Master. It is absolutely impossible for me to become a monk! After all, there is a delusion about Young Palace Master supporting me, how can I cut off all escape routes? "
Yinshi immediately complained: "Woo!! You are really disgusting!!!"
Seeing that they had all gone, Li Xiaoyao, who still had the memory of his previous life and knew what was going on, of course chose to follow, so a group of people set off for the Jade Buddha Temple in a mighty way.
Inside the Jade Buddha Temple, the orthodox Buddhist temple structure is readily available. After entering the mountain gate, you can see the Zhigui Pavilion on both sides. After passing the Zhigui Pavilion and the wall, the majestic Daxiong Hall stands in front of it, and the Sutra Library is behind it. The structure is strict everywhere. The hall is imposing, with yellow walls and black tiles, with a solemn momentum.
Suddenly they heard a scream of panic, and everyone rushed from the direction of the sound, only to see a young monk running around in front of the incense burner in the big courtyard, screaming, and behind him was a strong monk holding a big knife, run after him.
"I'll kill you bastard!"
"Let me go, don't... don't do it... help!"
Yin Shi grabbed the big man, and teased, "Hey, hey, calm down! Anyway, in the temple, you are so noisy, be careful that the Buddha is not happy to convict you and make you have diarrhea for the rest of your life!"
"Why is the punishment of the gods so childish?" Gui complained.
The young monk took the opportunity to hide behind the incense burner, panting, and looked at the strong man tremblingly: "I...have something to say, Junior Brother..."
"You lied to me! I won't be fooled again!" As he spoke, he tried his best to shake off Yinshi's hand, but found that he couldn't shake it off no matter what.
"Big girl! Let me go! I'm going to beat him to death!!"
"Speak up if you have something to say! Why do you want to use a knife? Come on, tell me why you are so angry! Did he eat the pudding you have kept for many years?"
"It's too tragic to be hacked just because of stealing food?" Li Xiaoyao complained immediately.
"It's because of the food!!!"
"Really?" This time it was Lin Yueru's turn to complain.
"Of course it's not just that!!" The big man shouted angrily, "He lied to me!!"
"What are you lying to?"
"Trick me into becoming a monk!"
"What? You...you were deceived? Why did you become a monk?" Lin Yueru asked in surprise.
"I used to be a pig butcher, and I had to eat at least five catties of meat every day, otherwise my whole body would be wrong. This little monk lied to me, saying that he would be able to eat and drink every day when he came here, but it turned out that when I came here, it wasn't like that at all. Something happened!"
The little monk shrank his head and said: "The poor monk did not lie to you, it is true that there is food and drink!"
"Hmph! I eat rice, drink herbal tea, and eat vegetables and radishes every day. Birds are about to fade out of my mouth!"
Yinshi and Gui heard this, and said to the little monk in unison: "Well, that's your fault!"
"Isn't it?" Li Xiaoyao and Lin Yueru looked at Yinshi and Gui in surprise at the same time and complained.
"Monks are not allowed to eat meat, don't you all know?"
"Who said monks can't eat meat? It's okay to drive in the middle of the night!!!"
"That's right, look up to the lustful monk next door! Don't look down on the monk, bastard!!!"
"What is racing in the middle of the night???" Li Xiaoyao complained again.
Even the little monk was stunned, and said, "Impossible! How can you eat meat after entering Buddhism?"
"That's because you have little knowledge!" Yinshi shook his head, "In this world, there are all kinds of monks. If you only stick to one type of monk, it won't work! You will never be able to become stronger like this! "
"That's right, when your hair is still growing and has to be trimmed regularly, you can only maintain a mediocre posture! Exercise hard! Until you are permanently bald."
"Wait, why do you feel that the more you talk about it, the more something is wrong?!" Li Xiaoyao complained again.
"But, but, it always feels unreasonable..."
The little monk was still struggling, and the big man shouted directly: "In short, I will never be a monk anymore! I won't be a monk anymore!"
The little monk quickly said: "No, no, you have received the ordination certificate, and you cannot go back on your word."
The big man opened his eyes angrily, and said, "I don't want to be that man! Is that okay too?"
"Of course not. Once you enter Buddhism, you must never regret it."
Lin Yueru seemed to be a little bit uneasy, and said, "This elder brother doesn't want to become a monk, so why do you force him to stay? Are there still fewer people who become vulgar?"
"This... this is the meaning of the master, I can't go against it."
"Master? Who is your master?"
"The abbot of this temple, Master Zhixiu."
"I really haven't heard the rule of not being allowed to return to vulgarity." Lin Yueru muttered, and said to the big man, "Hey, this big brother who butchers pigs, you don't want to become a monk, and they won't let you go, why don't you slip away by yourself? You are so big, who can stop you?"
As soon as these words came out, the big man became even more angry, saying: "I would have gone back as soon as I could."
"how do I say this?"
After hesitating for a moment, the big man said: "Since Master Abbot shaved my body, I can't remember many things before I became a monk. I only know that I am a butcher, and I only want to eat meat!"
As soon as these words came out, they all showed a surprised expression.
"In short, I don't care about anything! I want to eat meat! If you don't give me meat, I will kill you!!!"
After finishing speaking, the big man was about to rush to the little monk again.Yinshi picked his booger and kicked him directly between his legs.
"I told you not to be impulsive! Why don't you listen? Really, you must force me to take action..."
"It's not a shot, it's a shot." Gui complained.
This move immediately made Li Xiaoyao couldn't help clamping his legs.But the big man lived up to expectations and fell down foaming at the mouth.
"Junior Brother Zhizhang, are you alright?" the little monk hurried over and asked.
"Huh? Mental retardation?" Yin Shi complained loudly, "Who chose the name? Isn't it too contemptuous? But it seems to be quite appropriate."
"Then what's your name?" Gui asked.
The little monk clasped his hands together: "Amitabha, the little monk's Dharma name is Zhize."
"Huh? Blame yourself? Do you need to blame yourself for doing a lot of wrong things?"
"No, Yinzi. His wisdom is wisdom, not his own!" Lin Yueru explained.
"But it's right to blame yourself. If you become a monk at a young age, your life is probably over!"
Zhize was very upset: "How can you say that? Isn't it a noble thing to take refuge in Buddhism and stay away from the filth of the world?"
"Oh, what is the filth of the world?"
"Everything outside is dirty."
"You mean that as long as everything outside the monastery is dirty, you shouldn't pay attention to it?"
"Amitabha, that is exactly the case."
"In other words, what about the things in the monastery? Wouldn't there be any filth?"
"This is the case."
"Then what about this one?" Yin Shi pointed to the wisdom staff lying aside.
"Everything that appears in the Buddhist gate is the test of the Buddha. He is just a test of the monk."
"So it is, so it is."
With a smile on his face, Yinshi pulled the fainted man up and patted him awake.
"Hey, retarded, are you still alive? Wake up if you're not dead! You want to eat meat, don't you? Go ahead and kill him."
The big man who reacted seemed to have forgotten the pain just now, and his mentality of wanting to eat meat rose to the maximum, and he really raised the knife again and rushed towards Zhize.
"You lied to me, I will kill you!!!"
"Stop, stop!!!!"
The farce just now reappeared, the big man chased Zhize.Zhize cried out, "Shi, benefactor! Please save this little monk?"
"Ale? Why? Didn't you just say that the things in the temple are not dirty? Didn't you say that it is a test? So even if you die, it is a test! It proves that the Buddha wants you to accompany him quickly! That's great! You succeeded in becoming a Buddha at such a young age!" Yin Shi said with a smile, but Lin Yueru seemed a little impatient.
"Well, Yinzi, this...isn't that good?"
"Children can't think about it all day long! As adults, what we have to teach them is to show them how to keep their feet on the ground!" Gui said righteously, crossing his arms.
Unexpectedly, at this moment, the big man flew out suddenly.
Everyone was taken aback, only to see that Zhize did it.
"you……"
Zhize was tearful, looking at Yinshi and the others with rather unwilling eyes.
"I am the Buddhist bead held by Master Bodhidharma. I have been practicing for 99 years. The former master often said that the Buddha's light can save all living beings, so that all living beings should be touched by the Buddha's blessing. That's why I want everyone to become a monk and quickly cultivate to a positive result...I, Where am I wrong?"
"Pearl? What are you doing? After a long time, it turns out that you are not human?" Yin Shi yelled.
Zhao Linger also suddenly realized: "I just feel that something is wrong. It seems that there is some mystery here, so it is because of this..."
Ye Dire quickly praised: "As expected of the Young Palace Master! You can actually detect things that ordinary people can't detect!"
"Well, it's good for you to have that kind of heart. But in the final analysis, it needs to be voluntary! Look at the one outside!" Gui pointed to the wisdom stick and said, "With his appearance, it is impossible to achieve a positive result in a lifetime! "
Zhize seemed to be persuaded by Gui's words, and he didn't know what to say.
"...I just want everyone to become a Buddha..."
"So, your heart is good, but you don't know how to pick people."
"Pick someone?"
"Just like your master, you must not have randomly recruited people to become monks, right? There must be some chance to accept disciples, right?"
Zhize thought about it, and it was true.
"So! Just like going to the market to buy vegetables, you will definitely choose the best one! People are the same!"
"Indeed, that's true...it's my demonic obstacle!"
Gui smiled: "It's not too late for you to wake up now. It can be seen that you have very good Buddhist talent. Do you want to go with me to see this vast world and let the light of Buddha shine on this dark land?"
Yinshi fell silent, staring blankly at Gui.But Zhize was moved, knelt down and said, "Bodhisattva! You are a Bodhisattva!"
"It's not a Bodhisattva, it's osmanthus!" In Zhize's eyes, osmanthus almost shone like gold.I saw him smiling like a Buddha, and put one hand on Zhize's bald head.
"Want to go one step further to the realm of God-one-Buddha? Come with me! By the way, do you know? In the secular world, the so-called Buddhism has another name, called 'Banyi'! And monks , they are called 'Scholars against Barbarians'."
"You liar!!!!" Yinshi struggled to complain.