[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

Chapter 150 Journey to the West Part 13

Sun Wukong came back from the sky with the elixir, and Yang Jian asked him to send a message to Tang Seng: the affairs of the heaven are almost finished, and he will be able to accompany him in the lower realm after a while.

Tang Seng just nodded when he received Sun Wukong's message. He is a bit busy now and doesn't care about when Yang Jian will come.He pointed at Xiao Bailong and shouted: "You pause for a while, let Xiao Huang come over and take some pills to heal your wounds!"

The mouse spirit gave up and collapsed on the ground, Zhu Bajie opened his mouth and stuffed the elixir into his mouth.

Tang Seng said to Xiao Bailong: "Your foundation is good, but you are usually too lazy. When fighting, you have to think about it before you know which move to use next. The reaction is so slow. Isn't it waiting for others to hit you? ? Fortunately, this mouse spirit can do nothing but spray some wind and sand, otherwise you, a dragon, will be beaten to death by a little mouse!"

Xiao Bailong blushed after being reprimanded by his master. He said in a low voice, "Master, I'm not that bad. Besides, didn't we agree? I'm a mount, so I don't need to fight monsters."

Tang Seng smirked, "Really? Why don't I remember that we agreed?"

Little White Dragon pursed his mouth, the master was lazy...

Tang Seng didn't care how Xiao Bailong slandered in his heart. He looked at the big monster and the little monster lying on the ground full of pits and valleys.

He waved his hand and said compassionately: "It's time to hand over these monsters to Bodhisattva Lingji!"

Xiao Huang cried bitterly on the ground, and the little demons under him also cried.These monsters cried louder and louder, as if they were glad that they were finally saved.

Tang Seng said lightly: "It's almost time to stop! Otherwise, Lingji Bodhisattva will think that I have done something to you! If you are like this... I will find it very difficult to do!"

All the monsters immediately quieted down, they bit their lips tightly and dared not cry any more, even the sound of sobbing was swallowed in their stomachs.

Tang Seng was satisfied with this quiet scene, and he said to the demons: "Follow Lingji Bodhisattva and be a good demon, you remember, I will always keep an eye on you!"

The demons kowtowed repeatedly, and the small bodies kneeling on the ground trembled.

Zhu Bajie approached Sun Wukong and Xiao Bailong and said, "Senior brothers, do you know why I am a sycophant? This is my way of life! You all know nothing about Master's abilities!"

Sun Wukong and Xiaobailong nodded at the same time, "Junior brother has great wisdom!"

Tang Seng took three apprentices and a group of monsters to Mount Sumeru.

Arriving at the Dojo of Lingji Bodhisattva, the gatekeepers were stunned when they saw Tang Seng coming with a large group of monsters.Is a monk leading so many monsters here to make trouble?No way?

"You... who are you?" The gatekeeper, who used to be eloquent, rarely stuttered.

Tang Seng smiled and said, "Please inform Lingji Bodhisattva that Tang Sanzang is coming to visit."

The gatekeeper suddenly nodded, "It turns out that he is a holy monk from the Tang Dynasty. The Bodhisattva has already ordered that you don't need to announce your arrival, just go in. Everyone, please follow me."

The gatekeeper led Tang Seng and his apprentices into the main hall, and all the demons stood in a queue, waiting outside the door with their hands down.

Tang Seng drank tea and waited for a while before Bodhisattva Lingji hurried over.

"Sorry, sorry, I was fascinated by the sutra for a while, and it is really rude to keep you waiting for a long time."

Tang Seng and his disciples stood up and saluted. Tang Seng said with a smile: "Bodhisattva, don't worry, we didn't wait long."

Before Tang Seng explained his purpose, the gatekeeper led Guanyin Bodhisattva into the main hall.

Lingji Bodhisattva was surprised. Guanyin Bodhisattva used to send people to deliver posts in advance when he came here, why did he come here today without saying hello?

When Tang Seng saw Guanyin Bodhisattva, he said meaningfully: "The Bodhisattva is here! Did you hear that I am here and come to see me?"

Guanyin Bodhisattva smiled lightly: "That's right!"

Tang Seng ignored him, and he turned to Lingji Bodhisattva and said, "Lingji Bodhisattva, the mouse spirit and his little monsters have been brought here for you, and you can go on a mission with the Buddha."

He took out the Wind-fixing Pill from his pocket again, "This one will also return to its original owner."

Lingji Bodhisattva took the Dingfeng Pill and nodded with a smile. Guanyin Bodhisattva pointed to the mouse spirit outside the door and said, "Is he the mouse spirit who stole the lamp oil?"

Bodhisattva Lingji nodded, "It's him, it just looks like... he lost a lot of weight."

Tang Seng smiled and said: "Maybe it's because he and my three apprentices have lost weight these days! Bodhisattva, look, my three apprentices have also lost weight! The summer is scorching, and the practice is too hard. .”

Bodhisattva Lingji nodded, "That's right! I think the Third Prince Yulong is tanned!"

If it weren't for the crowds here, Guanyin Bodhisattva really wanted to roll his eyes.Lingji!Please open your eyes, is Zhu Bajie's belly just a display?

Tang Seng felt that he had nothing to do here, so he bid farewell.

But Guanyin Bodhisattva stopped him, "It's fine to send the mouse spirit who stole the lamp oil, why are these little demons also sent?"

Tang Seng's expression was embarrassed and innocent, and he said: "Bodhisattva, these little monsters have never eaten human flesh, and they have never made any serious mistakes. If they were killed, it would be a bit cruel. But if they are released into the forest, let them go , but a little irresponsible. So I brought them all, and asked Lingji Bodhisattva to make a decision. Whether it is to let them plant the land or sweep the land, at least it can restrain them and let them go on the right path."

Lingji Bodhisattva nodded again and again, "My Buddha is merciful, as it should be."

Guanyin Bodhisattva wanted to roll his eyes again, Lingji Bodhisattva was so easy to deceive, he was obviously looking for something to do for him!He actually believed it!

Tang Seng seemed to have heard Guanyin Bodhisattva's slander, so he turned his head and said to Guanyin Bodhisattva, "Bodhisattva, I heard that your purple bamboo forest in the South China Sea is quite big, why don't you take some away and let them help you plant bamboo shoots and look at the forest. "

Guanyin Bodhisattva laughed and said, "No, our South China Sea is too small to fit in!"

Like a seasoned salesman, Tang Seng began to sell these little monsters to the two Bodhisattvas.

"Bodhisattva, before coming here, I gave these little demons a little training, please take a look."

He stood in front of all the little demons and shouted the command: "Stand at attention! Take a break! Look to the right! Look forward! Everyone is there, take a broom and a rag, and clean up the small courtyard outside the front hall!"

Xiao Huang (that is, their king) immediately transformed into the captain of the cleaning team. Standing in the middle, he transformed into clear water and cleaning tools for the little demons under him to use.

The monsters quietly found their own cleaning area, swept the floor with the broom first, and then immediately wiped the floor with the rag, and wiped the soles of their own shoes by the way, lest they just wiped the floor clean. Dirty the ground again.

After the sanitation of a large area is done, the next step is some corners.All the monsters squatted in the corner, using a small brush to clean every gap, ensuring that there were no stains left.

In less than a quarter of an hour, the front yard was wiped clean, and people could be seen on the wet ground.Xiao Huang opened his mouth and let out a gust of wind, and the ground dried up quickly.

Lingji Bodhisattva nodded happily, "It's amazing, it's amazing! Sanzang, you are really amazing. Did you teach these things? It's really good!"

Tang Seng said with a smile: "Bodhisattva, if you have cleaning work in the future, just leave it to them. If they are disobedient, or if they have any small thoughts behind them, you can come to me and I will help you cure them."

As soon as Tang Seng finished speaking, the little demons standing at the door with their hands down all trembled.

Lingji Bodhisattva accepted the cleaning team, Tang Seng bid farewell again, and then left with his disciples.

As soon as the front foot left Mount Sumeru, Guanyin Bodhisattva chased after him.

He leaned over to Tang Seng and said, "I didn't expect you to change your temper and give him a hand instead of Guan Lingji's benefit!"

Tang Seng didn't like to hear these words, "I'm not a stingy, penny-pinching rooster!"

Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva said: "You are not plucking your hair, but you are plucking your hair!"

Since Avalokitesvara commented on himself in this way, Tang Seng decided to show him what it means to pluck a wild goose's hair!

He spread out his palms, "Come! Give me the magic weapon!"

Guanyin frowned, "Why!"

Tang Seng sighed: "On the way I must go to learn the scriptures, I guarded a monster who stole the Buddha's lamp oil and escaped. He will steam me and eat me! How dare you say that this is not a trap that you deliberately made ?"

The Bodhisattva was a little embarrassed, and he said in a low voice: "The Dharma is not taught lightly, you will not understand this truth! There will always be some twists and turns on the way to learn the scriptures!"

Tang Seng said sadly: "I understand all this, but I was also frightened a lot! I was almost stripped naked and thrown into the steamer! My big apprentice was almost blinded!"

Guanyin Bodhisattva said angrily: "What are you pretending to do! Ever since I knew you, when have you ever suffered?"

Tang Seng roared back confidently, "I am a weak mortal now, very weak! Can I still compare myself to before?"

Guanyin Bodhisattva muttered, "Didn't I arrange three apprentices for you?"

"My apprentices are working hard too! They will be tired after walking so much every day and listening to me explaining Buddhist principles! Besides, the goblins you arranged can breathe out. My apprentices are still young, how can they What an experience!"

Guanyin Bodhisattva: "Young? Where are they young?"

Tang Seng: "Wukong is only over 500 years old. Such a young age is not a fraction of your age! He is still a child!"

Guanyin Bodhisattva was choked by his words!Almost out of breath!

Tang Seng spread out his palms, "Hurry up, give the magic weapon! Only the magic weapon can make up for the trauma of my disciples and me!"

Guanyin Bodhisattva slapped his palm hard, "Nothing! I'm leaving!"

Tang Seng snorted coldly, "Stingy! Stingy!" He grabbed Guanyin Bodhisattva by the sleeve and refused to let him go, "Don't be a villain in the future, save the belly of a gentleman! I respect Lingji Bodhisattva very much, and others are comparable to you." You are much more magnanimous! Look at you today, for fear that I would bully an honest man, you even went to Mount Sumeru on purpose! We have been friends for so many years, why don't you believe me?"

Guanyin Bodhisattva pulled his sleeve out of Tang Seng's hand, "If I believe you, I'd be a fool!" After saying that, Bodhisattva turned around and flew away.

Xiao Bailong asked: "Master, isn't it very good for you to talk to Guanyin Bodhisattva like this?"

Tang Seng sighed: "I'm also reflecting on myself! Maybe I should be gentler to him. You see, he was forced by me, and his skin has become thicker. If it was before, how could he leave something interesting!"

He looked at the sunset in the sky and sighed, "Oh! It will be difficult to steal magic weapons from him in the future!"