Chapter 30 Roasting
Chapter 30 Roasting
Li Xian was depressed for a quarter of an hour, and put aside the little bit of shock brought by Li Xiang, he touched his chest, well, it really didn't hurt at all, and it was annoying to have a little conscience left occasionally.He also thought about this life, Master Li didn't throw the root of his disaster out to cover up the disaster, and let him enjoy himself on weekdays, taking money as he pleases, should he go back to Beijing to see the direction of the wind, lest the big tree fall Accidentally fell down, fell too thoroughly, and smashed him, who was enjoying the shade under the tree.
Looking at it now, it really is more interesting to shrink back on the village and watch the changing situation with a smile.
Why is he quieter in this life than in his previous life? At least in the fan incident, there was no figure of him jumping up and down, and the king of Hejian changed "secretly hiding Chen Cang" to "throwing grass to scare snakes, crossing the sea with the sky, fishing in troubled waters", and a series of dazzling tricks came down. King Chenliu became a feudal clan sadly, and King Hejian got married, so it was a matter of course that he became a feudal clan. He traveled across the sea and accumulated strength for the future.
Speaking of which, in this life, it was the idiot Chen Liu Wang who was instigated by the indirect staff, and went to the prison to mock and listen to the enemy's situation in person?It caused a commotion and had to leave the venue.
What was he doing at this time?Well, it seems that she was severely beaten by the stern minister, half dead for more than a month, and finally regained her vitality, but the beauty who just took a bite married her sister and waved away.Annoyed and frustrated at the same time, he took Zhong Er, who was shackled and tortured to the bone, to the Tongque Tower for entertainment, and this was the tragedy of General Dandan later.
Li Xian looked at the fat man beside him, smiling so much that his eight teeth were exposed, it was really an eyesore!
"Get off!"
"Here!" Zhong Er smiled brightly, and responded with his mouth, and followed closely.
Young Master Li rolled his eyes, ignored him, and counted with his fingers.Well, counting the time, my sister got married a month ago, and he castrated the future General Shura in a fit of anger, and that group of people probably sneaked in in the next few days, just in time for the year before, and then caused a storm. Let Li Xiang happily "let go" of him, a good-for-nothing troublemaker, and kill his relatives righteously.
Looking back, it seems reasonable?
hum!Li Xian grinned grimly, Mr. Li only talks about love, not reason!
Ten days later, Zhong Er's leg was almost healed, Li Xian asked Silu and Shiping to help him remove the plaster cast, Zhong Er walked slowly a few steps while supporting the crutch, and nodded with a smile.
The days on Zhuangzi were quiet and peaceful, time flowed slowly like water, and the ripples caused by the two county kings in the capital gradually subsided, as if out of anger, the emperor held several grand court meetings, and even summoned the right party. stopped for a long time.
Thick gray clouds were piled over Kyoto, and the first snow of winter was about to fall.
Li Xian knew that the old emperor's health was not very good at the moment.
On the second day of December, the first snow finally fell, and the paper mills in the village had temporarily stopped. The weather was unpredictable and difficult to ferment. It may not be half the effort, so it is better to rest the winter and prepare for the New Year.
The past few days have been too leisurely. For the viewers of the live broadcast, leisure is tantamount to boring. Zhuangzi has even stopped interesting productions. Is it interesting to watch Li Xiaopang eat, sleep and feed Zhong Er?
Zhong Jiajun insisted on watching unswervingly, but the rewards have been much less recently.
Seeing that 64 kinds of food supplement soups have been eaten over and over again, and the points are no longer recorded in the account. It has been a long time since I have not lighted up a new leaf. It is not just Zhong Daxian who sighs and shouts to eat dirt!Young Master Li is also a little panicked. If this goes on, isn't that very expensive one that needs 1000 points of genetic fine-tuning once (to treat congenital frailty) far away?
[Ah Xian, you have to think about it!Interesting, exciting, novel, delicious and fun, aren't you the best at these?If you continue to be so boring, is it possible to watch my brother and my live broadcast room close down?Then your precious tree is finished, ah! 】Zhong Ke worried with a bitter face.
Although I don't like this stingy and pretending bastard "Great Immortal", but as far as this matter is concerned, Mr. Li must advance and retreat with Zhong Daxian, share the same hatred, share the same spirit, and share the same fate... Hope... With the occasional one or two weak rewards and gifts, the feeling of dripping blood in the heart is the same!
Li Xian racked his brains for a long time, and finally came up with an interesting thing that could be done immediately.
["Bao Qi's Sunburn"? "The world is the most beautiful"?What is that? ] Zhong Ke listened to the weird name with a question mark on his head.
He and Li Xian have been friends for two lifetimes, Mr. Li is not really as stupid as a pig, and the way of live broadcasting has been almost touched by this slippery native these days. , No longer imitating the ancients' accent and pretending to be profound.
"'Boqi' is the piece of meat on the back of the beast. After marinating and conditioning, it is cooked on an open fire. It is listed as the most beautiful in the world in the famous Fu Qifa of the Han Dynasty!" Speaking of delicious food, Mr. Li said It is also possible to draw a few sentences.
[It's so evil, isn't it just roast tenderloin!Why do you want to hold a barbecue meeting? 】Zhong Ke looked at this snow-covered Zhuangzi, old tree slanting branches, frozen river wood machinery, a primitive scenery.Thinking about the main star where I live, not to mention snow, I don’t even see wind and rain. It’s where water is needed and where it rains. All thunder, lightning, rain and snow in reality can only be seen on the original landscape star that has been developed.
Thinking about it this way, in this thin snow, it seems quite tempting to have a unique original barbecue party?Listening to Ah Xian's finger piercing the menu, yellow muntjac, wild boar, hazel chicken, fresh fish, pine mushroom... Isn't it too kind to poison in the middle of the night?Zhong Ke swallowed his saliva and considered for half a second, and resolutely agreed to Li Xiaopang's plan for the gourmet barbecue conference.
With beating of gongs and drums, a rolling advertisement was played on the live broadcast platform, one hundred star yuan per second, and all the rolling advertisements were money!
Reluctant to let the child not be caught by the wolf, Zhong Ke gritted his teeth and fought hard for more audiences and rewards!Li Xiaopang, you must live up to your expectations!
Hearing that the young master was in a hurry to hold a roast banquet at the Nanyuan Zhuangzi in Lishan Mountain, He Qi ignored the snow and slippery roads and reported to the steward. With a few tricks, it can really be passed down as a family heirloom to future generations.
When I arrived at the farm, I saw a pile of fresh ingredients that had just been hunted.
A hundred-pound wild boar, three hares, two hazel pheasants, and a half-sized deer, in addition to the usual Chinese cabbage and reed, there are also several plain foods that are rarer than meat in winter, such as pine mushrooms and bean sprouts. .
This is Zhang Qilang's atonement for his sins, using all his skills, and leading Zheng Qing, Zheng Chi and the others to hunt and hunt.
He Qi was so shocked that he almost hit his foot with his chin when he heard that the young master didn't invite outsiders, but that the young master brought the farmer's servants to hold this feast.Tut tut!His master was really merciful, He Qi licked his lips, and he was also happy in his heart, looking at the busy buddies and apprentices beside him, these boys are blessed, they are just in time for a big tooth sacrifice.
In the evening, the drying land on the farm was vacant early, and various iron frames, brazing tools were placed, and various game meats were marinated for several hours, and then "massaged" for a long time according to the son-in-law. Some were filled with vegetables and fruits. There are some diced flavors, all kinds of flavors, and so on.
All the farmer's servants were invited by the master's house, and a row of shrubs was piled up in the middle of the drying ground to make a temporary partition, which can be regarded as separating men and women-the rural farmers didn't pay much attention to these things, and they were more or less concerned about the two charming young masters. The servant girl and the seven female relatives.
The half-grown boys were extremely excited, excitedly carrying firewood, tools, tables and chairs, etc., and jokingly. A bonfire to keep out the cold.
The weather on the selected day was good, the snow was just beginning to be cold but there was no strong wind, and the sun was about to set. When Mr. Li gave an order, the red bonfire was lit, and the meat and meat flowed up like water.While He Qi and his apprentices had to care about carefully cooking roasted meat for the young master, they also had to follow the young master's instructions to instruct those trembling farmers who hadn't tasted meat a few times a year to grill it. He was so busy with both hands and feet that he wished he could have both.
The women wore several layers of thick clothes and gathered in the open space on the side of the mountain. A bunch of smaller bonfires were also lit here. The jumping flames and heat hit their faces, making people's faces rosy, and even the sufferings of the Zhong family It's rare for a down-and-out person to show some smiles.
Zhong Mei stared closely at the fragrant meat, listening to the moderately thick meat rolls being sizzled on the iron rack, the fat dripping and emitting light smoke, he swallowed hard, and glanced at Auntie , and asked in a soft voice: "Aniang, I, shall I go and grill some meat skewers?"
In the past, the daughter of rich clothes and fine food has been reduced to this place. She has a disheveled hair and hairpins, and she is greedy even for the sight of barbecue.
Wen shi gently stroked a few strands of her daughter's hair sadly, and said softly, "Go! Xiu Ni is waiting for you!"
People always have to look forward, mourning and nostalgia for the past, but in vain troubles, suffering themselves and annoying others.
Seeing that Mrs. Wen allowed Ah Mei to play, Zhongying Zhongtong stared at her aunt with longing in her eyes.
The corners of Mrs. Wen's mouth drew a slight arc, and she sighed: "Go, all of you! My son is kind, you have fun today, and you should work hard in the future."
From afar, Zhong Er saw his own girl like a sparrow released from a cage, happily following the girls of the village in front of various barbecue grills, tasting this and that for a while, and even wanting to move He clumsily baked it by himself with the iron chisel, and made a noise or two from time to time.
He couldn't help a smile from the corner of his mouth, turned his head to look at his master who was wrapped in fur and muttering incessantly, and said in a low voice: "Ah Xian, thank you, thank you for bringing this peaceful and happy day."
Li Xian gave him a big white eye, turned around and pointed his ass at him, whispering to himself: "...My lords, this deer is really a fairy beast, a thing of pure yang and long life, it can pass through the governor's channel, It also eats good grass, nourishes deficiency and wins, strengthens energy, strengthens five internal organs, nourishes blood and grows appearance, nourishes yin and nourishes yang, and it has miraculous effects. Hazel chicken is a delicacy in the forest, and it is also commonly known as flying dragon. Eating a bowl of flying dragon soup every day is like a fairy. Days don't change."
[The broadcaster retaliated against the society and released poison late at night, I want to report! ]
[...Call for supper!The newly developed Kenna Star is said to have a three-legged bird with a great taste, and it should be no worse than Xiao Lizi's flying dragon. ]
[Venison, hum!Be careful to make up nosebleeds, single dogs make up so much, it's a waste of protein. ]
[cut!Xiao Lizi is not married, does that mean she is single?Look at this pretty girl, hehehe, who can't get angry? ]
A large wave of spaceships, flowers and gifts appeared, and Zhong Ke was very excited. This advertisement can be regarded as a return of money!Quickly urge Xiao Lizi to work hard!
Although Li Xian was also happy that the number of viewers was going up, he didn't share in the gift share?Grinding his teeth with resentment, he must let this stingy Zhong Ke bleed more in the future.
When it was lively and happy, Shiping came to report in a hurry, and the second son and Min Wulang came to visit.
Li Xian threw down the meat skewers angrily, and secretly scolded these two guys for their noses who have heard the wind from thousands of miles away, good food.
I don't know what's going on at this point.
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