chsdbacks Chapter 93 Reunion
Chapter 93 Reunion
I have already drank two cups of tea, and even the most fragrant sencha is tasteless.
Lu Zhixian is very good at talking, and he is also quite funny. It is rare that he doesn't quote chapters and quotes, and his prose is fake, so he can chat with Mr. Li, a fake and shoddy person who is too learned, but no matter how much he quotes, he talks too much. Going around is only a matter of Diqiu's one hundred and eighty miles.
Listening to this big brother's endless chatter, Mr. Li is also a little impatient. He has precious time now, and every minute is full of thousands of big and small things waiting for him to deal with. How can he have the time to gossip and chat?Seeing the magistrate hesitating, he couldn't make it to the right spot for a while, so Li Xian poked and asked, "I don't know what you are doing here, my lord?"
If there is nothing else, please feel free, I have to be busy!
County magistrate Lu opened his mouth to let his entourage go down, but his eyes glanced at Si Lu behind Mr. Li.
"It's okay, this is my confidant servant, Master Lu, feel free to speak up if you have something to say." Li Xian really didn't think that the county magistrate had any secrets that he couldn't tell others.
"...This, this, alas! I am ashamed to say it."
Master Lu's face turned blue and red, his mouth moved for a while, and finally he whispered about his hidden disease, without it, I have a disease, lustful but unable to lift it!I have seen many doctors, and I have eaten countless bullpen and deer penis. I even gnawed a few tiger penis, but it is difficult to get any results.
If it's just a sexual discord, that's fine, but because of this disease, the elder brother is old and has no children, how can this not make Mr. Lu feel anxious?
Occasionally, he heard that the new Li Xiaowei was called a "miracle doctor", he didn't care about the truth, he didn't care about the embarrassment, he had the right to treat a dead horse as a living horse doctor!
Master Li was stunned when he heard this, and his face turned green and white.
[My earth history is not good, is this kind of "old Chinese medicine"?Specialize in the treatment of impotence X disease infertility? ]
[Hahaha, right and wrong, I have to make a small advertisement and post it on the circuit post. People who are embarrassed to go to the andrology department can secretly type QQ on it, and they can make money! ]
[Hmph, don’t pretend to understand that person upstairs, what you’re talking about is about China in the modern era of the earth, the place where you posted it was called a telegraph pole, and there was no QQ back then, only the phone.Xiao Lizi is making money again! ]
[Xiao Lizi's complexion is not very good? !Is it embarrassing to see this disease?Huh?When did he become so tender? ]
How could Li Xian, with his face that has been practiced for a long time, feel embarrassed about such a trivial matter?He is just feeling sorry for himself, alas, the doctor does not heal himself!He himself is also suffering from depression, but he can only focus on one person to deal with it with strength, and it is also a tearful thing to say!
Hurt people know how to hurt people. Knowing that this premature county magistrate has been suffering from this disease for many years, Mr. Li felt the same way. When he got a pulse, he patted his chest and agreed. fulfill one's wish.
Lord Lu bid farewell to Mr. Li, Guanyin who sent his son, with joy and suspicion, and worried about gains and losses. He planned to follow the doctor's advice to cultivate his body and cultivate his character. After taking this prescription, he will work hard after the cure is complete.That is helpless.
The county magistrate of Lu's disease is only in the kidney water, a little adjustment, one or two electricity calls will be enough, the points spent on this point can only be regarded as good-neighborliness and friendship, and making friends.
only……
Li Xian poked Daxian Zhong quietly, this, this can only be hard on one, can my lord cure this disease? !
Zhong Ke was taken aback, but it was the first time he heard Xiao Lizi talk about this private matter, so he hurriedly took a fine scan of Li Xian's whole body.
【...Your body is as strong as a cow, and there is no physical problem at all. If there is such a condition, it can only be a psychological disease. 】
Zhong Ke breathed a sigh of relief after reading the physical examination report, and proposed his own solution: [If you need it, I can hire a professional psychologist for you. Can't help it, the curative effect must be immediate.How about it? 】
Li Xian was silent for a moment, and said with disgust: "Are you trying to trick me again?! Don't do it!"
[Hey, the price is easy to talk about, [-]% off, how about the [-]% off friendship price?[-]% off...]
Li Xian swept away intently, and quietly turned off the live broadcast.
Hmph, what a psychological problem, nonsense!Black hearts are expensive!His heart, made of copper and iron, has been rolling and rolling in the eighteen layers of hell, how can it be delicate and delicate?If he can really be cured... then he can't handle even one of them!
Now that she can see that the girl doesn't want to eat, she feels calm. If she can eat but can't, then she will suffer.
Figured this out, Mr. Li put the faint heartbeat behind him, gritted his teeth and hated it, this good skin is cheap, if you get a few more in the room, the sour vinegar jar will be afraid. Don't cause trouble? !
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The sour vinegar jar was galloping on the plain, unaware that he narrowly escaped a catastrophe.
A group of "bandit gangsters" whistling and screaming strangely behind them, used wolf tactics to bypass the officer Zhong, and rushed forward to the wounded horse bandits who fled in embarrassment.
Erbao bared a mouthful of small yellow teeth, and his eyes were so excited that his eyes gleamed. He took out a rope from under the horseback frame, "Yohaha—" he shouted, and shook his hands vigorously, the rope instantly After being thrown out, the rope loops were precisely put on the horse bandits in front of them. Amidst the screams, several horse bandits were pulled off their horses by Er Bao and his companions and fell into a ball.
The rest of the riding guards had also surrounded, and the horses under the bandits' crotches kept jumping and circling in a hurry, and suddenly bumped into one place, unable to run anymore.
"Points, bind people!"
Zhong Heng yelled, the blood on the side of his mouth split open again, his face darkened even more.
This time I have been suppressing bandits abroad for a long time, and now horse bandits are getting harder and harder to find. Ah Xian has a lot of work and can't always follow him to guide him, so he can only rely on the defected horses that Liao Laoliu and his gang have accepted halfway. Bandits come to fight poison with poison.
With the help of "bandits and traitors", plus the sharp weapons of the crossbow team, and dozens of recruits from the new barracks, the two hundred or so people cooperated more and more tacitly during the running-in of the past few months. The method is very familiar - the first few times only took the booty and did not bring the prisoners back. It is a pity that Mr. Li said that there is a shortage of coolies at the iron ore and coal mines, and there is no need to rush to execute the heinous horse bandits. Catch them alive and make them "reform through labor".
"Officer, there are only seven people with complete arms and legs who are able to work." Er Bao hurried over to report in frustration, and casually wiped off the blood on his face. food.
It's still a neat battle, but Lao Shizi's simple characters and simple numbers are simply fatal!Thanks to this task of assisting in the suppression of the bandits, he had the opportunity to come out to catch his breath and earn a few extra money by the way - Mr. Li would give a reward of [-] qian for every capable prisoner captured.
Thinking about how that big donkey is still suffering in a primary school, Erbao's depression disappeared in no time.
"Well, tie it up and send it to the back, so that the new battalion soldiers can take care of it."
The officer Zhong ordered solemnly, and when Erbao galloped away, he hurriedly turned sideways and quietly took out a box of grease ointment, wiped the dust off his face with his sleeve, and gently wiped it on his rough face. .
If it weren't for this gang of horse bandits getting harder and harder to catch, why would they have to leave home these days, and they would almost run to neighboring counties, the wind blows and the sand blows, their face is rough, and his family, Ah Xian, will be disgusted again...
Thinking of the people waiting at home, his heart felt hot, his legs tightened, and the horse under his crotch moved a little uneasily.
"Don't be so troublesome, Ah Xian has candy for you when you go home." Zhong Heng stroked Wu Yun's big head, and remembered the funny story of Ah Xian fighting against this violent little stallion, but finally using milk candy to make him bow down to the bottom of his robe , I couldn't help a smile on my lips.
"Report to the officer! Three miles to the southwest, there are a group of horse bandits slaughtering fat sheep. Uh, what, here, they are robbing the convoy! About thirty riders." According to the report, this time he was also seconded to the bandit suppression training team. In order to be selected as a soldier as soon as possible, he followed the example of the soldier in everything. Beiyin elegant words spoken by adults.
The Zhongxiao officer calmly collected his grease, stood up on the horse with the horse's belly in his arms, and shouted loudly: "Go and see, who else dares to send you to the door!"
yo huh——
Amidst howling and shouting, hundreds of "former horse bandits" scrambled to the southwest, leaving behind hundreds of new recruits and guards to advance slowly, and more than a dozen guards skillfully moved The horse bandits tied up in a string were sent behind.
***
"Come on, hold on! I'll be rewarded for escaping so hard! Oh! Damn, hide away! You motherfucker will die!"
The fat man shook the fat on his cheeks, his head was dripping with cold sweat, and shivering, he tried his best to stuff his huge body into the small bunker next to the wheel hub of the carriage. Pickled vegetables, he hugged the half-sized boy in his arms with one hand, lowered his head, and pressed the boy's head down desperately with the other hand.
The arrows are flying wildly, but you still dare to look outside, do you think it's too damn long? !
For the [-]th time, Yuezhi began to regret why he rushed this trip!
The old man is driving the crane to the west, and if the brother and sister-in-law run on it, they will run on it. Anyway, it will not be a problem to spend five or six years on the money he shared. If he buys a smaller house by himself, he will not be so dirty. Thinking about following in the footsteps of his good brother, Axian Huren also secretly followed him. Now that the Zhong family has been cleared of their grievances, it may not be possible to get back together. Where can I eat sand and howl!
He still wanted to fight, and took the Zhong family's cub on the road, hoping to fight with Ah Xian in the northwest and make a career out of it.It's good now, the future is hopeless, and my life is almost over!
This bandit in the northwest is really fierce!There are as many as a cow's hair, I should have known...
He was complaining about himself, and from time to time, he secretly glanced at the battlefield where there was endless fighting, and accidentally glanced at the big eyeballs of the guard who died in peace, and the puddles of blood on the ground, his whole body was trembling, and his flesh was trembling. , a heart seemed to burst out of his throat, and his eyes were dizzy.
At some point, the screams and fighting around him gradually subsided.
Yue Zhi was a little taken aback, the young man in his arms struggled but did not break free, and whispered: "Brother Yue, Yue Yue, the killing sound has stopped, did the thief run away?"
Zhong Liu lowered his head, his eyes peeped out through the gap, his hands were tightly gripping Yue Zhi's clothes, his knuckles were turning white, and his veins were bursting.
"Don't be afraid, Xiaoliu, the bigger you are, the bigger, the bigger..."
Yue Zhi was holding on to his death and wanted to say something bold, but he saw a few horse bandits jumping off their horses. The bearded and ferocious man leading the way approached step by step with a long saber in his hand. The bright red blood, drop by drop, slowly dripped onto the ground behind him, mixing with the gray-black dust.
The "thug" stood still in front of Yuezhi, grinned suddenly, showing a row of white teeth, and said with a cool smile: "The fatter, long time no see!"
Yue Zhi trembled all over his body, as if being poured from head to toe by a ladle of ice water, his teeth had long been chattering involuntarily, he pulled out an awkward smile that was uglier than crying, and heard himself screaming out of tune Greeting: "Zhong, Zhong Er!"
It's over!Zhong Er has become a horse bandit, can Ah Xian still have it?His good flesh can be regarded as an confession...
The fatter man burst into tears of grief and anger, at the same time, his body suddenly became hot, and a warm current gurgled down.