Chapter 137: Beating Up The Universe Son-In-Law
Chapter 137: Beating Up The Universe Son-In-Law
The Great Zhou Imperial Palace is dedicated to the hall.
The third priest was practicing, when he heard the hurried footsteps outside, he couldn't help frowning, before he could yell at him,
The voice of the eldest son came in like a mourning sound.
"Three offerings! Three offerings are not good! You have to save the widow this time!"
The big brother-in-law rushed in while yelling.
"What's the matter?"
The third priest closed his work depressed, and breath circulated around his body. After a long while, he opened his eyes and looked at the big universe in front of him calmly.
Now the Huns in the northwest have been maimed by Bai Qi.
And Beiliang in the northeast also severely injured Yue Shenqiang's vitality. "
It can be said that Da Zhou is no longer in danger of destroying the country!
What else can happen at this time?
The third priest secretly calculated in his heart that it should be fine.
"Three offerings, Bai Qi, he has returned to Beijing!"
"Go back to Beijing as soon as you return to Beijing, what's the fuss?" The third priest looked displeased, thinking that you are a big son of the universe, you won't be so scared by Bai Qi that you want to pee your pants!
But what the eldest son said next caused the third priest's face to change drastically.
"Bai Qi didn't return to Beijing alone, he led an army of 100,000!"
what! ?
The third priest was shocked, his face full of disbelief.
The significance brought by Bai Qi leading the troops back to Beijing is simply too terrifying!
If this matter is not done well, Da Zhou may fall apart from within.
You must know the real reason for the demise of many dynasties: they were not maimed by foreign enemies, and more than 80% of the dynasties began to decay from within.
The rulers of the dynasty oppressed the people, and the people finally had to rise up and launch a peasant uprising!
If the Great Zhou Dynasty perishes, a new dynasty will emerge as the times require.
There will be new dynasty offerings, and their offerings will lose their value completely!
"asshole!"
"Bai Qi, how dare he?"
Three offerings at this moment, I really want to tear Bai Qi into pieces!
But then he stared at the elder brother and roared angrily: "Did you offend him again?"
The eldest son's face became ugly at that time, like a primary school student who has done something wrong, he lowered his head and did not dare to look at the three priests.
In the end, under the pressure of the three priests, the elder Universe stammered:
"Mainly because of Yang Wudi!"
"But you can't blame me. Bai Qi seized 800,000 taels of silver, and Yang Wudi dared to embezzle 400,000 taels to support the people and soldiers of Honghua City. I ransacked his family and wiped out his family. That's right!"
"Why does Yang Wudi take the lead in disposing of such a large sum of money?"
The big universe is talking more and more
I feel reasonable.
But he didn't see that the third priest's face became more and more gloomy as he listened. In the end, the third priest raised his hand directly and slapped the eldest son on the face fiercely.
snap!
The big brother screamed, his whole body turned 720 degrees in the air, and then hit the wall with his face.
"My teeth!"
Then there was an even more horrific scream, several front teeth of the elder brother Universe were broken, and it hurt so badly,
The pain made him roll on the ground.
This kind of pain is only understood by those who have had a toothache. It is really sour.
"Do you still know it hurts?"
"What kind of disaster has your good Da Zhou made of you?"
"I can tolerate you being stupid, you can't accomplish anything, you can tolerate money and lust, and I can even tolerate you framing Zhongliang!"
"But the only thing I can't tolerate is you ruining the great Zhou country!"
The three priests at this moment are like evil spirits from The Underworld. Every time he takes a step, cold words spit out from his mouth.
When he walked in front of the elder universe, the elder universe shrank and kept pushing behind the corner.
Because he thought of how he was beaten by these priests when he was a teenager.
What's more, I can't forget that in order to win the throne, there was a tragic incident of the prince seizing the heir, and how these sacrifices slaughtered the royal family of the Great Zhou!
At this time, the big bastard had already knelt on the ground, not daring to lift his head, and his legs were already wet.
The ancestors were actually angry!
The most important thing is that the ancestors actually beat the universe!
This directly overturned his three views.
But he didn't dare to say anything, and he didn't dare to ask anything.
I just hope that the ancestors can treat him as a fart and let him go.
At this moment, the third priest walked in front of the eldest son of the universe, and bent down condescendingly, on the delicate face like a baby, there was a sinister smile:
"Tianzi, does a broken tooth hurt?"
The big brother nodded blankly, of course it hurts! Whoever decides who knows!
He is now sucking in cold air non-stop, and even in the process of inhaling, it seems that he can touch the wound of the broken tooth,
Soreness, numbness, and severe pain stimulated his nerves crazily.
For the first time, he knew that a toothache was worse than any pain!
The third priest said with a pleasant smile, "The deity will relieve the pain for you!"
The elder brother's eyes lit up, and he nodded like a husky, thinking that the three priests had let him go. Biqu library
But at the next moment, the three priests directly stretched out two fingers, like a vice,
He directly pinched the broken tooth of the big boy, and then pulled it out inch by inch.
"It won't hurt to pull it out..."
"what!"
The big son-in-law let out a scream like killing a pig.
"The widow doesn't hurt anymore, it doesn't hurt anymore!"
He kept begging for mercy, he might as well have let the third priest knock out his teeth just now.
As the saying goes, long-term pain is worse than short-term pain!
He is now suffering the second round of punishment.
"Hey, if you have a broken tooth, you should pull it out, otherwise you won't even be able to eat, this deity is helping you..."
The third priest was like Grandma Wolf, smiling all over his face, but he was merciless in his strikes, and pulled out all the broken teeth of the eldest son.
The eldest son was so painful that he almost fainted several times, but was woken up again by the third priest splashing tea.
The big brother at this moment feels like he has entered The Underworld, and for a moment, he really wants to die.
After all his broken teeth were pulled out, the dragon robe on the eldest son of universe was already soaked with sweat.
His lips were white, his whole body was shaking, and the pain caused tears and snot to flow from his nose.
Only then did the third priest wipe his hands with the eldest son's dragon robe in distaste, and shouted:
"Don't think that you are the emperor, so you can ignore Jiangshan at will. This is a lesson for you! Do you understand?"
"Understood, understood! I will definitely be diligent in government affairs in the future, and take charge of the Great Zhou Dynasty seriously!"
The eldest son-in-law responded quickly, but due to the lack of a few front teeth, his words were leaking.
Only then did the third priest nod in satisfaction, waved his hand and said, "Go away! I feel annoyed when I see you now!"
The elder brother didn't expect that when he came to the enshrinement hall to ask for help, he was beaten up by the third enshrinement, but he still hadn't forgotten the purpose of his trip.
Although he knew that staying would make the third priest hate him even more, he still had to ask some questions, so he lifted up his dragon robe and wiped the cold sweat off his face.
Then the eldest son asked eagerly: "Three offerings, Bai Qi really wants to hit the capital, what should I do?"
"Humph!"
"Before I saw him solve the disaster of the Huns, I wanted to spare his life! Since he wants to die, I don't mind beheading him personally!"
A cold light flashed in the eyes of the three priests, and an extremely sharp Sword intent galloped out, directly cutting off the hem of the eldest son's dragon robe.
Let the big brother's dragon robe become crotch pants.
At this moment, the eldest son only felt chilly.
"If you cause such a catastrophe next time, I will send you to the cleansing room directly! Let you feel the feeling of being an eunuch."
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