chsdbacks Chapter 568 You Have To Lose Money
Chapter 568 You Have To Lose Money
In fact, Taoist priests and monks are not afraid of Feiyuwei, but afraid of the crowd.
Qingniu Immortal Temple is first come, first worship, if you dare to jump in line, under the public outrage, maybe a group of people will come up to scratch you and make your face full of love.
Most of the people living in the wharf are tough people.
There are those who are horizontal, those who are stunned, and those who are desperate, and there are even more who are sloppy.
No, a sharp-mouthed, thin, gray-faced young man caught a glimpse of the big monk's round and round flesh folds, rolled his eyes, left the line and ran between the Taoist priest and the monk, and squeezed between the two.
But where can you squeeze in a line where people face each other?
What's more, the great monk's fleshy folds are like a cowhide bellows.
The great monk was so annoyed at being rubbed, he just stretched out his hand and pulled.
The gray-faced young man stepped back two steps, then fell down in an extremely exaggerated posture, and then began to yell: "Oh~"
"The monk pushed people, his legs were broken~"
"The monk pushes people~"
"..."
Good guy, the great monk was dumbfounded by the shouting.
The Taoist was also stunned for a moment, where did this person come from?
The gray-faced young man's voice was very loud, and he attracted the attention of the people around him with just a few choruses. The Flying Fish Guard who maintained the order of the team also hurried to this side.
"It hurts, it hurts, my leg is broken, my leg is broken~"
"This monk pushed me and hurt me!"
"..."
The gray-faced young man pointed at the monk and kept yelling.
The great monk and the Taoist priest looked at each other, opened the corners of their eyes, and understood what was going on.
This is really a touch of porcelain!
"You...don't talk nonsense." The monk was suddenly angry.
In broad daylight, the world is bright and bright, this person actually came to touch porcelain so blatantly.
"Oh... this hurts people."
"It's not easy."
"You have to lose money!"
However, most of the onlookers didn't know what was going on, and there was a lot of discussion, and the few who saw it
Also watching a good show from the sidelines.
Open your mouth to uphold justice?
Nothing.
There is no risk in watching a movie, you need to be cautious when opening your mouth.
As deep as the water in the canal is, so is the water at the pier.
People with a strong sense of justice generally don't live too long on the three-acre land of the wharf.
This is the world of mortals and the world, each sweeps the snow in front of the door, and one needs to be cautious when helping others.
"You still quibble, you...you just say, did you push me?"
The ashen-faced young man pointed at the great monk with a painful expression on his face. His performance level was obviously a habitual offender. He did not forget to add a sentence at the end: "Monks don't tell lies, so don't talk nonsense!"
The great monk was immediately defeated, his face flushed from holding back, he pointed at the gray-faced young man and said: "Then...then you are crowding randomly, and I just pushed you lightly, I didn't use much force."
"Hey... Did you hear me, did you hear me? He admitted it." When the ashen-faced young man heard this, he immediately hit the snake on the stick, covered his thigh and wailed, "Oh, it hurts me to death, it hurts me to death ~"
The big monk's face turned blue and white and red from anger, and he had the urge to sit down and kill this bastard.
He could have killed the man a hundred ways, but he was neither a monster nor a ghost.
Monks don't easily hurt others, let alone kill.
Instinctively, he looked at the Taoist priest, wanting to ask for help.
The Taoist priest looked helpless, rolled his eyes and said, "Why do you say you admit such a thing?"
Can the pusher admit it?
If you admit it, you will lose money.
Lying down with him is the solution.
After all, those lying on the ground are shameless, what face do you want?
"I, Fa Haixing, sit upright. I never chatter. I push, but I push, but I don't use force. It's all true, and there's nothing fake about it." The great monk said, poking his neck.
Ever since.
After a stick of incense, the great monk paid the price of two taels of silver and a bellyful of anger for his straightness.
The ashen-faced young man left with two taels of silver in his pocket, and after leaving the crowd, he was even more joyful and ecstatic
Run, afraid that Taoist priests and monks will catch up.
The gray-faced young man's name is Ma Fei. He has a thin body and thin legs, just like a sparrow. Biqu library
Not only the leg image, but also the shadow cast by the person under the sun is very much like a bird.
There are rumors in the market that a canary that the Ryukyu Kingdom paid tribute to for two months, suddenly changed into a person after a burst of white smoke, and ran away without a trace.
But that was just a rumor that the Ryukyu Kingdom sent envoys to Beijing and brought many tributes to the new emperor.
The little canary is not worth mentioning.
...
Ma Fei walked the streets and alleys, and soon left the Qingniu Immortal Temple.
When he turned around and saw that no one was chasing him, he was completely relieved, and his face was actually triumphant.
Pingci is a thing with high risk and high return. The key is to be able to choose a partner.
Needless to say, the first must be rich people.
who has money
There are thousands of differences among rich people, but one thing is that fat people must be rich.
The second is best to touch when others are in a hurry.
When people are in a hurry, if they are not in the mood to entangle with those who touch porcelain, the chance of pinching their noses and admitting bad luck will greatly increase.
The third is to look at the dishes, don’t ask for too much, profiteering, it won’t last long.
The Great Monk perfectly meets these three points.
First, he has money.
Second, he was in a hurry to worship immortals.
Third, two taels of silver are not too much to him.
Ma Fei weighed the money in his hand, very satisfied with today's results, and was planning where to have a meal.
As a result, look up!
Duang!
Directly had an intimate contact with something hard.
Ma Fei immediately sat down on the ground, staring at the stars.
Take a closer look, boy.
a cow!
cattle!
There is still one person sitting on the cow.
I happened to bump into the bull's head, and I was head-on.
Ma Fei rolled his eyeballs and lay down again, yelling, "Oh, it hurts, it hurts~~"
"Bones are broken, bones are broken, buttocks are in two."