chsdbacks Chapter 177
Chapter 177
Chapter 177
Hearing the joyous voice below, nothing can motivate the actors more than this.
Wang Hepeng was on the stage alone and did not speak immediately.
Waiting with one hand on the cross talk table.
It is also a time for myself to rest and adjust.
After the audience’s response time has passed, I compare my waist a little bit
“What else could be on his waist? Just the pewter jug, which is regarded as this by all quarters.”
“Old Tao took a second glance and found that he was carrying this treasure bag, alas, the good guy’s armpit is still mixed with a book of heaven.”
“Actually, those are money pockets and ledgers. What he sees is useful.”
After a few sentences, there was laughter.
“Old Taoist: Immeasurable Buddha~~! Judge, what do you think about the two of us playing dumb riddles?”
“Sun Delong: I am not vague about what you say.”
“That’s good, then let’s play the mummy! The old way is ready, first fight.” Said Wang Hepeng stood upright, stretched out a finger, the momentum is not small.
“So, Sun Delong doesn’t understand it, but he wants to.
Hey! What a kid! Dissatisfied! 29 Is this the grandpa Chong? Fight with my grandfather, you are fighting like this, they are not the same. Hey! Two fingers stretched out, which means that you are not the same in the fight. ”
“Someone plays the mummy! The mummy can’t make a sound, hey, he even yelled and stretched out two.”
“The old way took a look and nodded. Why? Let him get it right!
So old-fashioned, I stretched out three more.
Sun Delong thought about this again.
You are the two of you, three of you, four of you, five of you! It’s over, I don’t have six fingers. I want to add an ugly one. ”
“Think about it, he three, I’ll take five.”
“Hey! Sun Delong yelled again and stretched out five.”
“He stretched out five times, and the old Dao looked around and nodded, then patted his stomach again. Sun Delong didn’t hesitate and patted his head. The old Dao’s color changed even more with fright.”
“The Immeasurable Buddha~~! Judge, you can’t be the enemy of the poor, I’ll go.”
“Running to the Fatai, looking to jump down.”
“Sun Delong still doesn’t know what’s going on, so he shouted: eh eh eh! Your uncle (don’t) run, you have to run, I can pick up Magic Treasures.”
“Don’t don’t! Judge, I’m not running, I’m seeing the emperor. Explain, the old way jumped down and came to the emperor. He stood up and didn’t kneel before, but now he knelt down with a puff.
Same as grandson. ”
“Immeasurable Buddha~~! Long live the impoverished righteous true man to participate in the great power of heaven, longevity and boundless life.”
“When the emperor looked at it like this, the old man knelt, the cheeks were big holes, and a piece of flesh was bleeding down. It looked ridiculous, and the emperor was happy: how about you fighting with my judge?”
“I lost the poor way.”
“How did you lose?”
“I know the practice. I shouldn’t fight the law for your judge. I meditated on the table. I opened my eyes and saw the judge descend from the sky with auspicious clouds and golden light on his feet.”
“Master Jie was by the side and almost burst his nose out of joy. Xin said, he threw it up, you didn’t see it, it’s called falling from the sky?”
In the voice of Wang Hepeng, the audience below laughed again, listening attentively.
“Master Jie didn’t dare to be happy! Continue listening to the old ways.”
“Old Tao: I think he has a golden light body and has spells, so he has to be afraid of the devil’s fire. Pang Dao drew a charm. The first charm burned half of your judge’s hair, and the second charm was never used.
Your judge hit my eight treasure Ruyi Scepter purple gold hook.
As soon as I thought, I couldn’t give him a fight, so I played a dumb riddle with him.
Unexpectedly, he knew everything about the mystery, and he was right. ”
The audience below heard this and found it interesting.
Extraordinarily excited.
This is absolutely blind.
“The emperor said: I was too far away at the time, and I didn’t see clearly how the two of you played dumb.”
“Old Tao: Immeasurable Buddha! Poor Tao, I come like this, your judge comes like this, I come like this, your judge comes like this again,…!
Then I lost. ”
“The emperor said: How does this count as winning or losing.”
“Old Dao: Pang Dao, I stretched out a finger, I said you don’t bully me, I have a Buddha salute. Your judge is two gods, he said he has two saints to protect him.
I stretched out three and said that the three emperors rule the world.
Your judge offered five, and he said that the five emperors are kings.
I patted my stomach and said that the Buddha was sitting on my heart.
Your judge slapped his head and said that he had a blue sky on his head! ”
Speaking of this, as the third person, Wang Hepeng smiled and sighed: “Hey! Let him be covered.”
The audience below, the laughter has never diminished.
Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi.
Applause for a while.
It’s not easy, single-mouthed, and so comfortable.
It’s like seeing this farce with my own eyes.
“The emperor was very happy when he heard it! Okay! Kneel to the side! Jie Aiqing, why isn’t our judge still stepping down?”
“Why don’t he step down, he has to go. He is spinning on that platform.”
“Sun Delong: What…what’s going on? Is this a loss or a win? Why don’t you move the ladder.”
“Master Jie came over, smiling and politely said: Judge! Judge! Please step down!”
“Sun Delong: Move the ladder~~~~!”
“Master Jie: Hey! I know! Don’t yell! Don’t yell!”
“He is afraid that the old way will hear it. He can’t help it. Now I will find a ladder. Slowly come down one by one! Master Jie looked at him and whispered, “Go, follow me.”
“Sun Delong: Which driver do you see?”
“Master Jie: See the emperor go up. Tell you, when the time comes, you should kowtow more and talk less, so as not to be guilty.”
“Master 100 is still afraid of his temperament, so he said to the emperor abruptly. Our brothers haven’t seen each other for a long time. Isn’t that fatal?
That’s all along the way, Sun Delong didn’t remember anything else, he just remembered to kowtow more and talk less. ”
“Come in front of the emperor.”
Wang Hepeng slapped the gavel, indicating that his identity has changed to the emperor: “Judge, look up!”
“Generally speaking, if you are guilty, you don’t dare to raise your head. Forgive you for not guilty, then raise your head.”
“He! I don’t understand! As soon as the judge raised his head. Sun Delong suddenly raised his head: (slurping) What are you doing? What are you doing?”
When you pour out your mouth, the audience below will be amused.
Wang Hepeng did not delay.
“He won, the emperor is happy! Look at him Coke. The emperor: Judge, you fight the old ways, you lose and you win?”
“Sun Delong: Eh~~~This!”
“I’m afraid to ask this sentence. He himself doesn’t know how to count as losing or winning. So he lowered his head again, pretending to not hear.”
“The emperor asked the second sentence: Did you lose or win?
Sun Delong couldn’t answer, he didn’t know what it was, he pretended not to hear, raised his hand to cover his face.
He bowed his head like this, followed the crunch and looked at the old way, kneeling there.
Two big holes in the cheek.
Tears flutter in the circles of your eyes!
It’s all right now, it’s exciting. “.