Rebirth of Hayes Cyclone

Chapter 299 [Before the Mavericks battle, spoofs are everywhere! 】

Chapter 299 [Before the Mavericks battle, spoofs are everywhere! 】

The Bobcats played another game at home against the underdog Pacers and won easily.The total record reached 14 wins and 2 losses.Still ranked first in the East.

The Lakers ended their winning streak in Game 15 when the Dallas Mavericks defeated them.

The Mavericks have always been a powerhouse in the West.They started the season poorly, but as long as Nowitzki is in the team, there is a possibility of defeating any team.In the victory over the Lakers, Nowitzki scored a large double-double with 27 points and 16 rebounds, Josh Howard scored 21 points, and Kidd had a triple-double with 12 points, 10 rebounds and 10 assists. The three led the team 118 to 94 at home The Lakers beat the Lakers and achieved 10 wins and 6 losses.

Bobcats opponent on the 29th is the Mavericks.

Mavericks Center: Eric - Dampier, Desangana - Diop.

Power forwards: Dirk Nowitzki, Shawn Williams.

Small forwards: James Singleton, Josh Howard, Antawn Wright, Sean Foster.

Shooting guards: Jerry Stackhouse, Devin George, Gerald Green.

Point guards: Jason Kidd, Jose Barea, Jason Terry.

Judging from the lineup, the Mavericks are not weaker than when they reached the finals in 2006, but after the introduction of Kidd, the team has always had problems running in.Brandon Bass, who was supposed to sign with the Mavericks, was here because you joined the Timberwolves last season, which resulted in the Mavericks' weak interior defense.Against the Bobcats, their only advantage is the home court.

Bobcats players arrived in Dallas feeling very relaxed.Hayes was impressed by the salmon (also known as salmon) and spicy shrimp at a restaurant in Dallas, "Star Canyon", and asked Weaver and Azubuike to have dinner together at noon.Both of these guys came to the Bobcats with him from Houston. Their playing time has been shortened to varying degrees, so they are not in a good mood.Hayes thought he had to look like a big brother, and he would treat the two of them to a big meal whenever he had the opportunity.

This is a restaurant with a relaxed atmosphere, but it's not easy to eat here.Must be booked a week in advance.Otherwise, no matter how much you tip the waiter when you enter the door, you will not have a seat.In addition to being a player, singer, and actor, Hayes is now a foodie. He has patronized all the better restaurants in the cities where the 30 NBA teams are located, ate all kinds of famous dishes, and enjoyed his taste.

After ordering, the three chatted.

"Corunna, why are you frowning today? Although your playing time is short, you can still play at least. I can only play in the fourth quarter now." Weaver said.

"It's not that I'm depressed and can't play. I drank too much last time we ate together and said that my wife had breast implants. I'm done. You will laugh at me for the rest of my life..." Azubuike sighed.He didn't remember what he said at first, but Billups mentioned it in the locker room, and it suddenly became his heart disease.

"What's so funny? People don't laugh at you. You laughed that day because you didn't remember what you said. Isn't breast augmentation a normal thing? Cuban has breast implants..." Hayes laughed.Poor Mavericks boss Cuban, breast augmentation did not make him look more handsome, but gave everyone a topic of complaints.

"Chuck, what do you think is my problem? Why can't I always go further from a role player?" Weaver asked.

Last season, the Bobcats' Eagles' offensive tactic was to use Weaver as a break-up, but he was always just a role player and could not hit the starting lineup.When he first entered the league, Weaver was arrogant and felt that it was not impossible for his physical fitness to reach Kobe's achievements.After playing for several seasons, he has lost much confidence.

Hayes thought for a while, and said: "I think you are lacking in consciousness. Your physical fitness is very good, and your shots are more accurate than before, but you are too fast, and you always can't stop when you run. , can only attack the basket. You can see how Marc (Gausol) plays. Although he is slow, he has strong coping ability and a good rhythm. The same big man from Europe, Andrea ( Bargnani)'s coping ability is a bit worse than him. If Mark is not too slow and strong, maybe Andrea and Carl (Landry) will have no place."

"What would happen if I stepped up my passing? What should I work on?" Weaver asked.

"Let's practice defense. You played 18 minutes last season and had 1.8 rebounds. It's unreasonable to have so few rebounds when you have bounce and strength. Don't always think about the fast break at the first time. If the fast break is sacrificing defense Basically, it’s meaningless. It’s still the most important thing to defend. You often play with Andrea and Brook. They don’t rebound as well as me and Marcus (Camby). Others have to compete Rebounds are the way to go," Hayes said.This season, the Bobcats have been less run and bombarded.D'Antoni also discovered the shortcomings of the run-and-gun tactics. Unless the opponent's inside players are very slow, the Bobcats will mainly play positional warfare.

Van Gundy and D'Antoni have mentioned Weaver's shortcomings many times, but he can't change it.Every player has his own style, just like Arenas, the coach must have reminded him to pass the ball more often, but he can still focus on shooting by himself. Changing the style of a strong player will not make him stronger, but will make him not perform well. Features.

After a delicious meal, when Hayes was about to pay the bill, two young Caucasian fans, a man and a woman, around 10 years old surrounded him and asked Hayes for his autograph.

"You have so many fans in Dallas? Beating Artest won't affect your popularity at all." Azubuike whispered.There is still a bit of jealousy in the words, because they are also players, but these two little fans only look for Hayes.

Hayes is also very pleased with his popularity.He took the pen handed over by the little girl, and asked gently, "Where do you want to sign?"

"Let's sign on the jersey. I have your jersey." The little boy smiled and took out a jersey.

Hayes saw the red jersey and the conspicuous No. 23, and slammed his head on the table. 'I'm going to wipe it!Isn't this the jersey of Zhan the Gorilla?I don't look like an orangutan, and I don't wear a headband, so you also admit it? '

Hayes was in a daze with his pen, signing or not signing. 'It's embarrassing.Tell them I'm Hayes not James?Hello!You two short-sighted brats have mistaken the person, I am much better than James, I will give you the face to sign today...'

'Whose name should I sign, if it's Hayes' name, the two kids must be very disappointed.But if you don't sign it, it would be too shameful to say that it will be on the news.Am I not as popular now as James?And there is no game between the Cavaliers and the Mavericks. What will children do when they grow up with such a low IQ?Isn't this a waste of the country's food?How about I sign James' name and pretend to be James?I can't write the bad name of LeBron James well.LeBron...how did he get this name, if he is not a star, who would remember this name...No, I can't think so much now, I have to confuse the matter in front of me first...' Hayes was already dazed for a while holding the pen Minutes away. 'Say something, you can say anything, you have to talk!Is there anything worse than this?Speak, speak quickly.Let's just say that you have admitted the wrong person, they will naturally understand...'

Hayes returned the pen to the little girl, and said with a wry smile: "You are mistaken, I am not LeBron James. It is Chuck Hayes, so I cannot sign this jersey. If you want If you want my autograph, I can sign it elsewhere."

Azubuike and Weaver were already laughing and slipping under the table.Hayes deflated, rare to see.

Unexpectedly, just after Hayes finished explaining, the little girl burst into tears, covered her face and shouted: "Brother, James is playing a big game and won't give me an autograph!"

'what the hell!I should look at the almanac when I go out today.Could it be that James and I are exactly the same as brothers and sisters? Hayes covered his face, took two deep breaths, put on a smiling face, and said to the elder brother: "Little friend, you can see clearly, I am really not James, but Hayes. It is true!"

As a result, the little boy also had a mournful face and shouted, "Dad, James didn't give us his autograph, he bullied us."

Hayes was completely helpless. 'What made these two children think of themselves as James who had not yet evolved from an ape?How can I prove that I am Hayes?Could it be that I am only famous in Charlotte, and no one knows me in other places? '

Amid the laughter of Azubuike and Weaver and the cries of children, a handsome man about 190cm tall came over.

Hayes' first thought was that he was the father of two.But the more I look at it, the more I feel wrong.As a father, this man is too young.And he looks very familiar.

"Aren't you that guy from Las Vegas?" Hayes yelled.He'd seen an episode of the man and Cameron Diaz's comedy.

"Ah? Did you recognize it?" The man smiled and waved his hands back. The two came out from the corner with the camera on their shoulders. All of this was actually secretly filmed.Look at the two children again, there are no tears on their faces, they are simply pretending to cry with thunder and rain.

"Hi, Chuck Hayes, I'm Ashton Kutcher, the host of "Celebrity Violence". I'm glad you can participate in this episode." Ashton and Hayes shook hands shook hands and said.

"You guys are ruthless!" Hayes rolled his eyes, and he understood what was going on.Weaver and Azubuike laughed.

In the United States, there is a program called "Celebrity Evil" with a high ratings. Stars such as Jack Ka Alba, Britney Spears, and Avril Lavigne have all been spoofed by this program.

Ashton smiled and said: "Sorry, it wasn't my idea. The person who was spoofed in the last issue was 'Magic' Johnson. I asked him who among the NBA stars has a better sense of humor. He's going to get angry. He said: 'Of course it's the Kung Fu Panda'. You guys go find him, he's perfect for this. So...you see."

"It's so embarrassing. I really thought these two kids thought I was James." Hayes shook his head and said, "But it's very interesting. Before the game, it's good to be able to relax like this."

At this time, the two children came back after a circle. They took two Hayes Bobcats No. 44 jerseys, one white and one orange.Smiling and looking for Hayes' autograph.

This time, Hayes did not hesitate, and skillfully signed his name.

(End of this chapter)