chsdbacks Chapter 27 Weak and helpless but able to eat
Chapter 27 Weak and helpless but able to eat
The twists and turns of the first broadcast made Lu Keyun finally convinced that it is really not easy to sell vegetables live, and these viewers can always give all kinds of amazing feedback.
He struggled to pull his hair and explained that "the male friend in the family" was neither an elder brother nor a younger brother, nor was he a relative. As for why he lived with him, it should be mainly because he cooks better food, probably.
It can't be said that it's just a rambunctious monster.
The screen was immediately filled with the word "cute".
No, where is the cuteness, what are these people thinking in their heads.
As a very upright former, IT elite, and intelligent youth, Lu Keyun really doesn't understand the cuteness of some female audiences. Whether the rural scenery is not beautiful or the fruits and vegetables all over the ground are not delicious, why should he care who he lives with?
Looking at the time, it's almost time for the first live broadcast to test the waters, and I don't know where the topic will go if it continues.
At any rate, it attracted a lot of viewers today, so if you see something good, you will accept it.
So Lu Keyun quickly said goodbye next time, and immediately put away the selfie stick, so neatly that others had no time to react.
Gangjing and Troll who were typing desperately in front of the screen saw that they had been brewing for a long time before they could send out their slanderous words, and the screen in front of them changed from a green field to a black screen, and the black screen also displayed "The anchor is digging Feet" in big characters, almost spit out a mouthful of old blood in anger.
How could it be like this, they had just finished warming up and were about to officially kick off, how could the anchor just run away?
Too shameless!
Not a real man!
——Lu Keyun, who didn't realize how much psychological shadow his actions had caused to the gangsters, was happily picking vegetables. Anyway, he came here, picked a few more cucumbers and went back to eat them as fruits at night. Sprinkle some white sugar to make it clear and refreshing sweet.
rustling.
Rustling.
At this time, there was some strange movement from the pumpkin vine, Lu Keyun glanced at it for a while, thinking that it was not dark yet, this kind of watermelon is not watermelon, could it be?Immediately, a picture scroll slowly unfolded in front of my eyes, a golden full moon hung in the deep blue sky, and a boy with a silver ring on his neck stabbed a horse with a steel fork with all his strength... Stop!
This is not the sea, he is not Runtu, okay?
The strange noise was still going on, Lu Keyun tiptoed over, and saw a plump shadow flashing across the melon leaves, and quickly ran to the other side of the field.
The speed was too fast, and I couldn't see anything clearly. I only vaguely judged that it was a small brownish-yellow thing with a round shape, at least not a large beast.
mouse?
It seems to be cuter than a mouse.
Lu Keyun suddenly remembered that in order to "rob" other house monsters' treasured recipes, Bai Hexian once said that he let a vole spirit live in his field, so it must be that vole spirit.
Oh, he hasn't seen any monsters other than Bai Hexian!
Lu Keyun suddenly became excited, although he didn't know why he was excited, anyway, he had completely accepted the fact that monsters existed in this world, and he was well integrated into the new world view.
The vole spirit, it sounds more lovable than the irascible fairy at home.
The young man bent down and said in the most gentle voice as if abducting a child: "Dongdongdong, are you there? Hello. I am the owner of this field. Bai Hexian told me about letting you live here. I won't hurt you~"
The rippling tone at the end of the sentence was learned from the girl audience in the live broadcast room just now, which is quite shocking to straight men.
After all, it is necessary to take care of the young heart of the field mouse, as Bai Hexian said, it is as timid as a mouse, and can be bullied by humans when it becomes a spirit, and its mind is very sensitive and fragile.
—Wait a minute, what's wrong with a field mouse being as timid as a mouse?
It is a mouse!
After waiting patiently for a few minutes, Lu Keyun saw a certain pumpkin leaf being pushed aside hesitantly, revealing half of his hesitating little head secretly looking at him.
Brown-yellow hairballs, thumb-sized semicircular ears, eyes smaller than mung beans, and short legs holding pumpkin leaves.
A little fluffy ball, if it is white, it will become glutinous rice balls, um, brown is also fine, it can be used as glutinous rice balls with stuffing flowing out, and "I'm timid, don't scare me" is written all over the body.
Weak, pitiful, and helpless.
Can still eat.
Yes, even when it was trembling and trembling, it still didn't forget to stuff pumpkin leaves into its mouth, and chewed it twice from time to time, making people dumbfounded.
Lu Keyun has never seen a field mouse in his life, but the first time he saw a field mouse, the fate is really wonderful.
"Hello? Are you comfortable here?"
The human youth tried to strike up a conversation.
Poor thing, just because of writing this recipe, Bai Hexian's bully crane stole the hair of the rat. You can imagine how this little thing is trembling in the palm of a certain crane, which makes you feel infinite sympathy.
He wasn't sure if the other party could speak, but since he had become a spirit, he should be able to.
Two months ago, even if Lu Keyun was killed, he would not have believed that one day he would squat in the field and want to communicate with a field mouse. This is even more inconceivable than the boss who read the manual he wrote and passed it on the spot.
crunch.
Vole Jing's cheeks bulged twice.
crunch.
He drummed twice more.
Finally, a soft voice sounded: "You, can you wait until I'm full before killing me."
Lu Keyun: "?"
Vole spirit: "My mother always told me that even if you die, you should eat your fill first, so that you will be happier."
Lu Keyun: "???"
"Can't you?" The field mouse was about to cry, and the fleshy face that made people want to squeeze it was full of sadness, "Then, wait for me to eat another slice, chirping." He Huan continued to gnaw on the pumpkin leaves with an expression of no fear, and even burped.
"... You can eat as many slices as you want, and I won't kill you." Lu Keyun held his forehead, he didn't look fierce, was he so scary in the eyes of the little field mouse.
"Really?" The brown glutinous rice balls widened their eyes.
"Really." Lu Keyun swore: "Do you think I look like a good person? Well, as the master of these acres of land, I declare that you can eat everything here, anytime, whatever you like , Eat as much as you want."
The title of master of a few acres of land is really a second-level title, Lu Keyun secretly rejoiced that only the heavens, the earth, the vole, and himself knew it, and no other living creatures heard such second-level speeches.
It's not easy to coax this little hairball.
Sure enough, the field mouse spirit's eyes lit up when he heard this sentence, and the whole mouse jumped out from behind the pumpkin leaf and grabbed Lu Keyun's trousers and said happily: "You are such a good person! I am so happy... hiccup."
Lu Keyun was almost overwhelmed by the cuteness, and suddenly understood the mood of the audience in the live broadcast room. How many pumpkin leaves are stuffed in this little belly? It must be soft when poked.
No, poking it will scare people away.
He restrained his desire to slap the vole spirit from head to toe and asked it "kindly": "Then can you tell me, who said I would kill you?" He, he is obviously an upright and good young man.
"Xianjun said so." Hei Tangyuan's expression was innocent, and his voice was still soft: "He told me to stay in the field obediently and not run around. He said that the owner of the field likes to eat little monsters the most, and he can eat ten of them in one bite."